Rainbow Dash

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Rainbow Dash is a pegasus pony and the founder of the Ass-Kicking Foundation. She has solved many of the world's problems and doesn't take crap from anyone.

[edit] Early Life

Rainbow Dash was born in Cloudsdale to unknown parents. At an early age, she set out to become the next Jesus. She spent several years in Ponyville but soon left after deciding to move to Earth. Pinkie Pie was pissed.

[edit] Deeds

Soon after arriving on Earth, she came across the serial killer Squidward, who was planning to kill Perry the Platypus and had already murdered the whole of Bikini Bottom. She beat Squidward and had him put in prison.

She once helped Hitler exterminate the jews, but regreted it when she found out he was an asshole (although this was only because of Fegelein.

[edit] Trivia

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• Rainbow Dash is cool.