The Yoshi Bodyguards INSANITY
From Yb Timeline
Top: Hmm... He went into the elevator, pressed every button in descending order, then pushed down on a tile with his foot. The elevator went down. Down, down, down it went below all the other floors. Top got in a mine cart and went down a track... 'tis the Secret Mine Cart Ride! Weee! He went on a loop and turned. He went through another loop, and saw something ahead. ...what's that? On the track... What the??? He realized the thing on the track was another mine cart. He became Wheel Kirby, jumped off the track, and landed on a lower rail and rode through a hole in a wall. He noticed the Mine Cart following him, and he jumped off the track became Wing Kirby, and flew through another hole. Sneezier as Jet Kirby flew by him.
Sneezier: Hi Top,bye Top.
Top stopped, became UFO Kirby, and went the other way. At least he can't follow me now... He headed up toward a hole which brought him up through the carpet in the lobby. Hi... er... uh oh... A bunch of Angry Crabs turned around and saw Top and PB who was nearby.
Angry Crabs: ... They all jumped on Top and PB and began attacking them. Top tried to blast them with a beam but it failed.
PB: Scraah! He grabbed his staff and used a spin attack to repel them. ...I always wanted to say that. A Sub Sandwhich hopped into the lobby.
Sub Sandwhich: WHERE'S THE PIZZA?!?
Top: What??? Suddenly a huge warp pipe came out of the ground and took the Angry Crabs, PB, Top, Bob (who was nearby but alseep), and the Sub Sandwhich.
Sub Sandwhich: o_O ... It saw Top. O_O PIZZA! It bit Top.
Bob: Skydiving chicken crabs...
They all crashed in a room that looked like a Mario Bros. level.
Top: Ah ha! He ran over to the next floor down, jumped up, and hit an Angry Crab, knocking it over. He then threw the sandwhich at the Angry Crab that was knocked over and the crab was defeated.
PB: Ah, the fun never ends... He bumped the floor an Angry Crab was on.
Sneezier: Were in the HQ's sewer & water filtering system I made 2 weeks ago.
The Sub Sandwhich leaped at Top again, and bit him.
Top: Ok... He ate the sandwhich and spat it at Sneezier.
Sub Sandwhich: RAAGH!!! It flinched as it felt the crushing impact with Sneezier's face. When I get to heaven, to St. Peter I will tell: One more s- It coughed. oldier re-reporting in....... I've served my.... ti-t-time in h......... h.... ell......
Sub Sandwhich: 9237920378590328 BC - Now
Sneezier: Who cares about the sandwhich,Ate it.
PB went over to an upside down crab.
PB: I hate to hit a man while he's down, but since this is the only way... He kicked him off. All the Angry Crabs were defeated and they moved to the next phase. They were all moving through a warp pipe that was getting smaller and smaller.
Top: Odd phase... The pipe was the size of a kitchen sink faucet now. Bah! Get off my foot!
Sneezier: Hey,quit shoving,oowwwwww!!!!!>_<
PB: Oof! What's going on down there? This can't be a warp pipe!
Suddenly a sink exploded and we all flew out.
PB: Ah, to be young again. Maybe I asked for too much randomness?
Top: I guess now we'll have to fix the sink... Millions of sub sandwhiches were surrounding the faucet, waiting. All the sandwhiches pounced on Top and Sneezier. GAH! What's next, gaint spam?! A bark that sounded like a Chain Chomp was heard. Or... a Chain Chomp. 10 Yo-Yo Chomps break through the wall and start trying to eat the sandwhiches.
A box of cereal: This is certainly odd.
Top: Odd? ODD'S MY MIDDLE NAME! He ran to get something. He pushed the Super Microwave in and stood in front of it. He stuck his tongue out at the sandwhiches. Quadrillions of Meatball Subs were sent flying at all the YBs. Top dodged him and they fell into the Super Microwave. He slammed hte door and turned it on to UBER MEGA DOOM POWER OF TEH PWNYNESSNESS! It shook violently. HIT THE DECK! Wait... we don't have a deck... do we...? What IS a deck anyway... He started thinking of random stuff, such as the meaning of pie, and forgot the Super Microwave was about to explode.
Super Microwave: OH noes!1!1 It a sploded, making a huge splodsion. Different YBs were sniped with balogna and oil. Bob was rocked by the explosion.
Bob: Mommy stop shaking the crib... Suddenly Bori, a dark colored Yoshi, ran in.
Bori: Sorry... I'm late, aren't I? Seems you guys are a bit... busy right now. Anything I can do to help? She dodged a bunch of meatball subs. Suddenly Spam crashed through the HQ's ceiling.
Top: ...
Bori: Top, I think the spam should have locks on them. She began pulling out locks and started locking the spam. The spam shook the locks off and roared.
Top: Only one thing can defeat Spam! He ran to the elevator and the door closed. Top was in the elevator, elevator music was playing, and no noise from outside and the battle was heard. He got to a floor, ran out, and actiony music played. He got to a storage tank. Time to get wet. He pressed a button. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Suddenly the whole HQ was flooded with water that has
Importanty Announcer Type Guy: EXTRA CHLORIDE!
in it. The spam disinegrated.
Top: Looks like the Spam was PWNED! Suddenly the back wall fell, revealing to be just a prop.
Director: CUT! I SAID CUT! They wouldn't stop.
Topmonhit: I don't think they're listening... The director threw the camera at Bori and turned into a hulk like guy.
Director: DIRECTULK SMASH!
Top: This is getting rediculous.
Topmonhit: Getting?
Top: I know how to end this! He pulled down a screen that said "THE END". Bob woke up.
Bob: O____________O;;;;;;;;
Director (who was Mario): That was-a-great! Now we just need to take this, make the game of it, and sell the Yoshi Bodyguards: SCREWED! and we can make-a-millions! Studio managers come in and begin cleaning up the HQ.
Top: I wonder how many copies of the game will sell...
Sub Sandwhich: I want a cut in the deal.
Top: We all get something. Except Sneezier.
Sub Sandwhich: Agreed. He smells like metal... Can I go on that slide again?
Top: Sure.
Sub Sandwhich: Thanks! It warped away.
Topmonhit: OMGWTC
