Shouting Match: Chibi Vs. Beldam
From Yb Timeline
Chibi: *Points at them* I KNEW IT WAS FAMILIAR!! ...Somehow. *Keeps pointing* ...
Jade: ...Eh, what are all of you doing here?
Beldam: We heard about the Star Rod splitting, and decided to get them for ourselves! We already have one! *holds up the blue piece Gluposs had*
Top: So THAT'S what happened...
Doopliss: Now we're after your pieces!
Beldam: Shut up, freak sheet!
Doopliss: ...
Marylin: Guh!
Beldam: We also have a new recruit, though... he talks even less than Marylin here, but he's strong!
Oshy: Yap yap yap, just cut to the battle!
Top: I'm afraid that can't happen.
Chibi: *Keeps pointing* ...Freak Sheet? That's....mean. Ayup. Moo.
Mr. G&W: ...Why're you still pointing?
Chibi: ...Because...I...don't know.
Jade: Afraid that can't happen? What do you mean?
Top: I'm afraid we can't begin the battle until later 'cuz of what Mr. Topmonhit said.
Oshy: Drat... oh well. *gets out a book* *reads it*
Jade: NOOOOOOOokay.
Chibi: *Keeps pointing* ...I still say it's mean.
Jade: ... *Shrugs*
Penguins in Shiver City: *Walks by*
Atnaip: *rushes down the stairs* *trips* Blast it! *hears people talking up ahead* Atnaip: *rushes toward the people talking* Umm... would any of you by any chance know where THIS IS?!?
Top: No.
Oshy: This is the Crystal Palace, near Shiver City, in the Shiver Region, in Mushroom Kingdom, on Star World, in the Nintendo Universe.
Atnaip: Hmm... that was oddly specific. Now, would any of you also tell me what that *points to Doopliss* is?
Beldam: Freak Sheet.
Doopliss: Actually it's... Doopliss... yeah. I'm a Duplighost.
Chibi: *Keeps pointing* ...Why do you call him Freak Sheet?
Atnaip: One more question. Why are the good and evil people here, just making small talk? I mean, it makes the entire RPG genre look bad...
Beldam: Because.
Top: RPG? This isn't an RPG. And we're waiting for Mr. Topmonhit's orders.
Chibi: Because why? *Is still pointing*
Beldam: Why do you want to know?
Chibi: I just do. *Keeps pointing*
Atnaip: I know this isn't an RPG, but the good people and the bad people just making small talk just makes the RPG gemre look bad. it may not directly be an RPG, but it's still an RPG format sorta... wait, I'll stop here. I think I'm confuzzling a lot of people. Anyways, wake me up when you get orders from this "Mr. Topmonhit" guy you speak of...
Beldam: He's a sheet, and a freak. That's why.
Chibi: *Stops pointing, and throws a bunch of stale marshmallows at Beldam* But why do you tell him to be quiet, eh?
Beldam: *freezes the marshmallows* I'm the leader, I do the talking!
Doopliss: *looks at Beldam, then at Chibi* Well thanks for sticking up for me anyway.
Atnaip: ... -_-. I bet these people tend to be a bit annoying *points to the one thats throwing marshmallows*
Chibi: ...Aw, my marshmallows...the stale kind too... *Looks at Doopliss* You're welcome Doopliss.
Atnaip: Hmm... I had no clue that marshmallows could get stale. Toss me one, marshmallow throwing person.
Chibi: I'VE RAN OUT BECAUSE THAT PERSON WHO IS MEAN FROZE THEM ALL!! *Points at him* ...
Atnaip: She doesn't really look like a he... doesn't sound like it either. ANYWAYS, why are you ebul? Is ebulness... Iono. Ebul people are bad.
Chibi: *Is pointing at Atnaip* ....Wait, that mean person's a girl? ...Wow, you learn somethin' new everyday.
Beldam: Because I'm not a traitor.
Marylin: Guuuh.
Doopliss: And I'm too mischevious to be good.
Other Shadow Creature: *says nothing*
Beldam: Grah! So now it's insults, marshmallow!?
Chibi: ...Yes, yes it is. And I know I look like a marshmallow, hag lady.
Atnaip: Whatsahosits? I'm not a girl *points to beldam* She is...
Chibi: I know, I'm saying that I didn't know that. And I know you're not, I'm just pointing at you for no reason, really. *Stops pointing*
Beldam: At least my hat doesn't look stupid!
Chibi: This hat can set your hat on fire with lasers, ugly hat lady. *Shoots a laser, and sets a passing penguin on fire*
Penguin: AHHHUILIKEPIE!408YR8742586T~!!42`1$ *Dives into the snow*
Chibi: ...See? My hat's cooler.
Atnaip: Ha! I beg to differ, purple lady.
Chibi: SHE'S AN UGLY HAG LADY THAT'S PURPLE AND WEARS AN UGLY HAT!! Thanks for adding onto my insults...whoever you are.
Beldam: My ice would put out the fire though. And my hat doesn't look like a VCR from another planet.
Atnaip: Oh! Yeah, right... I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Atnaip... a pianta that was born at Isle Delfino and raised in the 1576 Kingdom (like anybody knows where that is). If you look at my name long enough, you should notice something. How I got here... that's a long story and you'll probably need a can of spinach soda to live down the boredom of it... but I'll tell it if you want.
Chibi: VCR's from another planet are cool. And your hat could easily fall off, while mine can't. That's how cool it is.
Random Computer: AA! SPINACH SODA! I MUST BLOW UP NOW! *walks over to Luigi and blows up*
Luigi: *Is on fire* ... *Screams, and dives into some snow*
- a snowball hits Chibi's hat, and the water makes it short-circuit*
Oshy: I never see you fire anything from it anyway...
Chibi: ... *Attacks the penguin who threw the snowball with her laser hat thingy* YOU MADE MY ARGUEMENT LOOK BAD!!
Penguin: *Screams*
Chibi: *Stops, and takes out another one* I have spares, though. *Puts it on, and throws the other at the penguin* I bet you don't, hag lady.
Penguin: *Passes out*
Beldam: Or do I?
- another snowball hits Chibi's hat, short curcuiting it again*
Chibi: .. *Replaces the hat again* Eh, I still say your ugly. And have a big nose. Which is purple. And freakishly huge. You know, you have horrible leadership skills too, telling people to shut up won't help anything...
Atnaip: *Gmods a can of spinach soda in his hand* ((:P)) Yeah... It all started back a few days ago. Don Pianta and the Pianta Mafia finally caught up with me... I never meant to have anything to do with them... but it happened and I still don't remember why. Anyways, they took my wife for ransom and when I payed up... they killed her. They tried to kill me to, but I took one of their hitmen down and took this *takes out a Fire Flower (item) that could easily melt any of the snow in these parts (wink wink)*. I later tried to fly away and start a new life somewhere else, but my computer crashed saying something about spinach soda and it asploded and I crashed right at the top of the Crystal Palace. Then I exited, looked around for a bit and ended up here... So, inform me of what's been going on lately and why you are here.
- a snowball hits Atnaip and another snowball hits Chibi's hat*
Beldam: And what leadership skills do YOU have? You probably couldn't run a marshmallow club, let alone an organization such as the Yoshi Bodyguards!
Atnaip: *gets hit* GRRR!!! *makes that noise in SMS when piantas get ticked off* Anyways... The Yoshi Bodyguards? Never heard of that... sounds like some secret organization.
Top: You've been living in a cave then, 'cuz we've saved Star World from total annihilation before. And we saved the universe once.
Chibi: ...Ooh, that'd be a good idea. *Writes the marshmallow club idea thing down* I know I couldn't, but you're no better. YOU ONLY LEAD TWO OR THREE PEOPLE!! ...Do they even like you? At all?
Atnaip: Actually, it's more like a tunnel... it's pretty roomy actually.
Maryiln: Guh!
Doopliss: Um... yes?
Top: Chibi, have you even noticed who's been throwing those snowballs?
Chibi: *Looks at Doopliss* You like her?! .... *Looks at Top* I thought it was that penguin over there. *Points to it*
Atnaip: Well... My dad was the great Pianta Chuckster. I might've inherited some throwing stuffs from him. *picks up snow* *tosses it* *it hits Marylin smack dab in the center of the forehead* Hey!
Top: No. Oh, and you need to get out a new hat.
Oshy: *still reading the book* Doopliss' been throwing them.
Maryiln: Guuuuuh!
Stuffwell: Translating... she said that we're not supposed to start battling yet.
Chibi: *Puts on a new hat* ...Wait, he has? *Looks at him* ...
Atnaip: Hmm... *picks up a whole wad of snow* *starts chucking snowballs at Doopliss* *all of them hit* Wow... I have inherited uber throwing abilities.
Doopliss: Hey! *throws some at Atnaip*
Doopliss: *throws another snowball at Chibi's hat* Uh... maybe.
Atnaip: Umm... *looks at a book of stupid Mario Lines* Umm... you can't outhrow the great Pianta Chuckster's offspring! wow... that was idiotic. Hold on, lemme get another good line...
Chibi: ...I just saw you throw that you know.
