Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga

From Yb Timeline

First you must battle Bowser, then cruise with the Koopas, battle fury, crash, jump, go coin collecting, battle a fatso, head to town, climb the mountain, battle a dragon, fly down the mountain, go for a mine cart ride, fix plumbing, battle the queen, go to a forest, battle a bandit and Bowser, collect fruit, battle soda, give the queen the soda, head to the university, move toward the light, battle the wicked witch of the Beanbean Kingdom, battle over the Beanstar, fly high into the sky, travel underwater, take care of a piranha-infested runway, deal with the WORST part of the game which involves going through a desert, get sick, hypnotize Luigi, watch Peach get kidnapped by a gender-confusing creature, meet some boney characters, head to a lagoon, battle a christmas crab, design clothes, help Yoshis, battle Popple, go on a surfing safari, go through the crypt for cruddy jokes, battle two icy foes, try to trick Fawful and fail, trick Fawful and Bowletta, see Luigi in a dress, save Luigi, battle Popple and "Birdie", watch a bullet bill blast, battle the 7 Koopadorks, attack the dome, then explode, get eaten, battle a spirit, get spewed out, escape the castle, watch an explosion, get your screen cracked, and then fly home.