Rules to be a Counselor
From Wikimacs
B5's skit in 2005. It SHOULD have won, but lost to G5's Steverek Shrek parody by a tiebreaker vote from a staff member. Staff doesn't know good skits when they see them.
Richard-Narrator Wes- Betty/Wes/Wu Lao Shi Andrew- Andy/Andrew Austin- Steve Alex- Ian Eric- Eric John- Brett Kevin- Thomas/Kevin Chris H- Tim Me- Guy who went Achoo/Random lil girl
Narr- These are the 7 rules to be a lose- I mean counselor. Rule #1- Don't be late Betty- B4; Brett; do you have all your campers? Brett- Yea Betty- B5; Eric; do you have all your campers? Kevin- Eric's not here Betty- That lazy counselor..he's ALWAYS late... {Eric walks in, intoxicated, drinks a little, and falls} Betty- Eric! There you are. What have you been doing? Eric- lufhgsdfd beer uhsdf Betty- Get up! You're starving you campers. The first rule of being a counselor is DON'T BE LATE! Eric- Now I know!!
Narr- Rule #2- Don't curse. {Ian and Thomas walk towards each other} Thomas- Look! A quarter! {They both dive toawrds it, stop, and look at each other} Ian- I saw it first! Thomas- It's mine! Ian- Let's play for it! [whispers] Rock always wins! Ian&Tom- Rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT! {Both rock} Ian&Tom- Rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT! {Both rock} Ian&Tom- Rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT! {Both rock for awhile} Ian&Tom- Rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT! [Ian shows rock and Thomas shows paper} Ian- Nooo, NOOOOOOO! I can't believe I f- Random Guy- ACHOO! Ian- lost.. Thomas- WHAT!?!?!? WHAT!?!?! Steve- Ian, did you just cuss? You know there's no cussing at WMACS. {Ian goes ninja and runs} Steve- Eric! After him! {Eric as Superduck runs after Ian, they run around, and start circling} Narr- FREEZE!! Rule #3- Don't be stupid {Cue Mortal Combat Music} {Eric and Ian fight, and eventually, Eric pecks Ian and Ian falls} Eric- You're RETAHHHHHDED!!
Narr- Rule #4- Don't date other couselors. {Andy walks in and Wes walks in after} Andy- May I help you, Wes? Wes- You know, I was wondering. Why are you dating Su-cha? I mean, she's so..so..hhhHOT. But you, you're short, and Ugly...
Narr- Rule #5- Don't flirt with other couselors {Tim walks in with random lil girl} Tim- Come into my room, don't worry, there's nothing to be afraid of. {Betty walks in and Tim hides girl behind his back} Tim- B-Betty! What are you doing in my room? Betty- Oh, I'm just looking for...inappropriate materials. Tim- Oh, there's nothing here. {Betty walks around Tim} Betty- What? What's this girl doing here? {Tim looks behind} Tim- What, what? Little girl, what are you doing here? Go back to your room! Girl- But Tim...YOU INVITED ME!!!!!! Tim- Go to your room! {Girl walks off} Betty- What were you planning?! You never flirt with other campers.
Narr- Rule #6- Don't abuse your power. Andrew w/ crutches- whew, climbing thse stairs is hard.. {Steve comes in} Steve- Gimme those! Andrew- But, I need them! Steve- Look, I'm head counselor. Do you wanna kicked out of WMACS? Andrew- Fine.. {Steve uses the crutches as wings and run around like a plane}
Narr- Rule #7- Don't sleep in class Wu Lao Shi- And here is how to make a dinosaur out of paper. {Brett snores} Wu Lao Shi- huh? {Wu Lao Shi slaps him, Brett falls out of his chair} Brett- huh? what? what? Wu Lao Shi- Brett!, Ni bu nen shui jiao zai wo de jiao shi li mian!
