Rules to be a Counselor
From Wikimacs
B5's skit in 2005. It SHOULD have won, but lost to G5's Steverek Shrek parody by a tiebreaker vote from a staff member. Staff doesn't know good skits when they see them.
Richard Fan-Narrator
Wesley Chin- Betty Yu/himself/Wu Lao Shi
Andrew Poo- Andy Chen/himself
Austin Liu- Stephen Liang
Alex Han- Jeffrey Ian Chen
Eric Luh- Eric Lui
Jonathan Hale- Brett Chung
Kevin Chu- Thomas Chu/himself
Chris Huang- Tim Yang
Chris Lee- Guy who went Achoo/Random lil girl
Narr- These are the 7 rules to be a lose- I mean counselor. Rule #1- Don't be late
Betty- B4; Brett; do you have all your campers?
Brett- Yea
Betty- B5; Eric; do you have all your campers?
Kevin- Eric's not here
Betty- That lazy counselor..he's ALWAYS late...
{Eric walks in, intoxicated, drinks a little, and falls}
Betty- Eric! There you are. What have you been doing?
Eric- lufhgsdfd beer uhsdf
Betty- Get up! You're starving you campers. The first rule of being a counselor is DON'T BE LATE!
Eric- Now I know!!
Narr- Rule #2- Don't curse.
{Ian and Thomas walk towards each other}
Thomas- Look! A quarter!
{They both dive toawrds it, stop, and look at each other}
Ian- I saw it first!
Thomas- It's mine!
Ian- Let's play for it! [whispers] Rock always wins!
Ian&Tom- Rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT!
{Both rock}
Ian&Tom- Rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT!
{Both rock}
Ian&Tom- Rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT!
{Both rock for awhile}
Ian&Tom- Rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT!
[Ian shows rock and Thomas shows paper}
Ian- Nooo, NOOOOOOO! I can't believe I f-
Random Guy- ACHOO!
Ian- lost..
Thomas- WHAT!?!?!? WHAT!?!?!
Steve- Ian, did you just cuss? You know there's no cussing at WMACS.
{Ian goes ninja and runs}
Steve- Eric! After him!
{Eric as Superduck runs after Ian, they run around, and start circling}
Narr- FREEZE!! Rule #3- Don't be stupid
{Cue Mortal Combat Music}
{Eric and Ian fight, and eventually, Eric pecks Ian and Ian falls}
Eric- You're RETAHHHHHDED!!
Narr- Rule #4- Don't date other couselors.
{Andy walks in and Wes walks in after}
Andy- May I help you, Wes?
Wes- You know, I was wondering. Why are you dating Su-cha? I mean, she's so..so..hhhHOT. But you, you're short, and Ugly...
Narr- Rule #5- Don't flirt with other couselors
{Tim walks in with random lil girl}
Tim- Come into my room, don't worry, there's nothing to be afraid of.
{Betty walks in and Tim hides girl behind his back}
Tim- B-Betty! What are you doing in my room?
Betty- Oh, I'm just looking for...inappropriate materials.
Tim- Oh, there's nothing here.
{Betty walks around Tim}
Betty- What? What's this girl doing here?
{Tim looks behind}
Tim- What, what? Little girl, what are you doing here? Go back to your room!
Girl- But Tim...YOU INVITED ME!!!!!!
Tim- Go to your room!
{Girl walks off}
Betty- What were you planning?! You never flirt with other campers.
Narr- Rule #6- Don't abuse your power.
Andrew w/ crutches- whew, climbing thse stairs is hard..
{Steve comes in}
Steve- Gimme those!
Andrew- But, I need them!
Steve- Look, I'm head counselor. Do you wanna kicked out of WMACS?
Andrew- Fine..
{Steve uses the crutches as wings and run around like a plane}
Narr- Rule #7- Don't sleep in class
Wu Lao Shi- And here is how to make a dinosaur out of paper.
{Brett snores}
Wu Lao Shi- huh?
{Wu Lao Shi slaps him, Brett falls out of his chair}
Brett- huh? what? what?
Wu Lao Shi- Brett!, Ni bu nen shui jiao zai wo de jiao shi li mian!
