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[edit] WANKOLOGY IS THE SCIENTIFIC STUDY OF HOW PEOPLE WANK OFF. THE WORD COMES FROM LATIN "WANK" MEANING WANKING AND "OLOGOY" MEANING FUCK YOU I'VE GOT A FUCKING DEGREE IN IT YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHITE. PENILE WANKOLOGY IS THEREFORE THE SCINETIFEIC INVESTIGATIONS OF HOW PENISES ARE INVOLVED IN THE ART OF WANKING OFF. NATURALLY, THEY ARE PRETY CLOSELY INVOLVED WITH EACH OTHER. AFTER ALL, CAWKS IS USEFUL FOR WANKING YOURSELF OFF AND ALL THAT. PENILE WANKOLOGY ATTEMPTS TO DETERMINE THE EXACT LINKS BETWEEN PENISES AND WANKING. THE LINKS ARE BELIEVED TO BE HANDS NORMALLY BUT SOMETIMES PEOPLE USE OTHER THINGS. OF PARTICULAR INTEREST IS HOW PEOPLE WITH NO HANDS WANK OFF. SOME OF THEM USE MACHINES AND OTHERS FIND TRIUMPH IN STICKING STUFF UP THEIR ARTSEHOLE. THE USE OF THE ARSEHOLE IN WANKING IS STUDIED BY THE DISCIPLINE OF ANAL WANKOLOLGY. SO WHEN YOU TRY TO WORK OUT HOW SOMEONE WITH NO HANDS WANKS OFF, IT'S INTERDISCIPLINARY RESEARCH AND ALL THAT SHIT. BASICALLY THAT MEANS YOU GET MORE MONEY FOR TRYING TO WORK OUT WHAT HAPPPENS WHEN SOMEONE STICKS STUFF UP THEIR ARSE. IT'S A FUCKING STRANGE WORLD REALLY.