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[edit] IT'S WHEN YOU STICK A BUNCH OF STUFF UP YOUR ARSEHOLE AND THEN IT MAKES YOU FEEL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE. NOT BECAUSE OF THE BLEEDING THOUGH. IT'S LIKE AN EMOTIONAL THING AND SHIT. NOT THE ACTUAL SHIT UP UYOUR ARSEHOLE THOUGH. METAPHORICAL SHIT. BECAUSE THE ACTUAL SHIT INSIDE YOUR ARSEHOLE DOESN'T REALLY MAKE YOU FEEL ANYTHING. EXCEPT THE NEED TO GO TO DOA SHIT I GUESS. BUT THAT'S REALLY MORE OF A NEED TO DO A SHIT THAN AN EMOTION REALLY. ISN'T IT? DOES ANYONE GET EMOTIOONAL WHEN THEY NEED TO DO A SHIT? PROBABLY. PEOPLE GET EMOTIONAL OVER ALL SORTS OF STUPID FUCKED UP WANKO STUFF LIKE THE SIZE OF THE COCK OR HOW MANY PUBIC HAIRS FELL INTO THE CHRISTMAS TREE OR WHATEVER. PEOPLE CAN BE PRETY CONFUSED.

PS NOW I NEED TO DO A SHIT.