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[edit] ARSEGENTINA IS A CUNTRY SOMEWHERE REALLY FUCKNIG FAR AWAY. IT IS KNOWN AS ARSEGENTINA BECAUSE OF ITS POPULATION OF ARSEHOLES. ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSES. THAT'S BASICALLY ALL YOU NEED TO KNOWN ABOUT ARSEGENTINA. ARSEHOLES. THE CUNTRY IS WELL KNOWN FROM THE POPULATR SONG, "DON'T CRY FOR ME ARSEGENTINA." SUNG BY POPULAR AXE MURDERER AND CHIEF OF THE PSYCHOPATHS DIVISION, BRIGADIER COLONEL JOE SLAUGHTERER. IT REACHED NUMBER 73 IN A LIST OF UNSPECIFIED OBJECTS. THE LIST WASN'T OF ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR. IT WAS JUST A RANDOM LIST OF SHITE. THE BRIGADIER COLONEL THEN PROCEEDED TO SLAUGHTER OVER FIFTY THOUSAND PEOPLE IN RETRIBUTION FOR THE PREVIOUS ROUND OF PSYCHOTIC MURDERS. HE CHANTED DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH AS HE FIRED HIS SHOTGUN AND CHAINSAW AT WHOEVER HE HAPPENED TO MEET. HE WAS COMPLETELY FUCKING MENTAL. THE OFFICIAL CALLS FOR HELP SAID, "U FUKKIN WOT DERE'S SUM FUKIN ROIDER GONE FUKIN MENTAL AGAIN YA JAKEY CUNT. GO FUK OFF." THAT DOESN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE AS A MESSAGE BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK. STUPID WANKERS.

[edit] BY THE WAY, SHITE.