[edit] THE CHIEF OF THE PSYCHOPATHS DIVISION IS A HIGHLY PRESTIGIOUS RANK IN THE PSYCHOTIC MILITARYY. IT ENTITLES THEM TO WEAR HUGE GOLD SHOULDER PLANKS, SEVERAL MEDALLIONS, A HANDGUN AND SOLID STEEL BOOTS. THEIR POWERS OF PSYCHOTIC MURDERS ARE WELL KNOWN AMONGST THE MOST HEAVILY ARMOURED SECURITY CAPTAINS. THEY ARE KNOWN TO HAVE SLAUGHTERED OVER INFINITY BILLIION PEOPLE IN THE TIME SINCE THEIR INCEPTION. THEIR LEVEL OF MURDERERNESS ARE THOUGHT TO BE RIVALLED ONLY BY THE GENERAL CHIEFS OF STAFF OF THE SECURITY DEATH MURDER BRIGADES. MANY OF THEIR ENEMIES WERE DESTROYED QUICKLY AND EASILY BY THESE WELL-EQUIPPED KILLING PSYCHOS. THEY ARE REPUTED TO BE BATSHIT INSANE. NONE OF THEM HAS EVER EATEN THEIR OWN SHIT BUT THEY HAVE FORCED MANY OF THEIR ENEMIES TO. THEY ONLY KNOW OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION. THEIR ONLY ABILITIES ARE TO WRECK AND KILL AND DESTROY,. HTEY HAVE KNO OTHER SKILLS EXCEPT FOR ONES REALTED TO SLAUGHTER AND GAINING SUPREMNE POWERS. IN BATTLE THEY ARE A TERIFYING SPECATACLE AND OFTEN TERRIFY TEHIR ENEMIES INTO EMERGENCY SUICIDES. THEY WILL CHARGE IN WIELDING AXES, WAR SHOTGUNS, ASSAULT PISTOLS, 50 CALIBRE REVOLVERS, FLAMETHROWERS WITH BYONETS SOTHAT IT'S SORT OF LIKE A BARBEQUE OR SOMETHING AND ANY OTHER WEAPONS THEY DAMN WELL FEEL LIKE. OFTEN THEIR WEAPONS WILL BE COVERED IN BLOOD BECAUSE THEIR LEVEL OF HYGIENE ISN'T SO GREAT BUT ALSO BECAUSE IT LOOKS SCARIER AND SHIT. AFTER THE BATTLE. THEY WILL OFTEN JUMP UP AND DOWN ON THE CORPSES OF BOTH THEIR ENEMIES AND ANYONE ELSE. THEY DO THIS STO SPALTTER THE LBLOOD AND INSIDES EVERYWHERE. IT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE EVERYONE GOT FUKIN REKT ON THE BATTLE IF THEY DO THAT. SOME HAVE CRITICISED THEM FOR EXCESSIVE BRUTALITY BUT THOSE PEOPLE WERE INSTANTLY MUYRDERED. IT SEEMS THEIR EXTREME WARFARE WILL CONTINUE TO RTERRIFY EVERYONE FOR MNANY CENTUREIS TO COME.

[edit] I KNOW THIS WANKER. HE WENT TO MY SCHOOL. HE CAME IN WITH PURPLE SUNGLASSES ON AND WE TRIPPED HIM ON THE WAY IN. HE SAID WE WERE ALL FAGGOTS AND WE AGREED AND SAID WELL AT LEAST WE'RE NOT NIGERIAN. AT WHICH POINT HE BECAME VERY IRATE AND STARTED THROWING PLATES AT US OUT OF HIS BACKPACK. A FEW TAMPONS FELL OUT AND HE TOLD US HE USES THEM FOR TEA AND WE TOLD HIM TO GO IN THE BATHROOM. I LOCKED HIM IN THE BATHROOM AND THEN ASKED HIM WHY HE WAS LOCKEED IN THE BATHROOM AND HE STARTED SCREAMING RANDOMLY AND I THINK HE BROKE ONE OF THE TOILETS. I SAID WE WOULD LET HIM OUTTA THERE IF HE TOOK A PICTURE OF HIS PENOR AND SEND IT TO US. HE DID IT AND WE HAD LULZ BECAUSE WE STILL DIDNT LET HIM OUT. HE STARTED TO SEND US PICTRES OF PILES AND PILES OF SHITE BUT I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHERE IT ALL CAME FROM BECAUSE NO ONE CAN POSSIBRU SHIT THAT MUCH IN ONE SITTING, MAYBE HE BORROWED SOME FROM OTHER PEOLPE AND GAVE IT BACK LATER. HE DOESN'T JUST TAKE SHITS. HE'S NOT LIKE THAT AT LEAST NOT ANYMORE. NOW HE FUCKS OLD WOMEN WITH LAWN MOWERS SOMEHOW THATWS WAS WHAT I HEARD BUT I THINK HE LIVES IN MONTANA OR SOMETHING