Yellow

[edit] Origins of Yellow

The color yellow was re-discovered in 1984 by Leonardo DiCaprio, totally accidentally, whilst on the set of Predator 2. Sylvester Stallone tried to claim credit for it. But after several games of ULTRA THUMB WARS. The ultimate victor (Loser.) was decided, and the predator ate the loser (Winner.).

Yellow quickly became one of the most popular colors of the rainbow, undoubtedly because after viewing it, everyone's eyes were so damaged that they couldn't make out any of the other colors. Along with this, yellow is fantastic because amazing, special, adorable people often wear yellow, so often you wonder if they really like the color yellow or are just trying to be noticed.

[edit] Changes to the World of Art

“The Mona Lisa was shit until I discovered Yellow”

~ {{#ifexist:Leonardo DiCaprio|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leonardo DiCaprio}} {{#if:The Mona Lisa and the colour Yellow|on The Mona Lisa and the colour Yellow}}

For several thousand years it had been impossible to paint a picture during the day. Without the colour yellow to colour in the Sun artists had been forced to pretend all their work had been done at night. For the first time ever artists were able to paint portraits of daylight. Until 1846 when the first yellow paints were sold every single picture had to be a night scene. Over the course of the next 150 years the pictures all had to be repainted to show the correct lighting. Several thousand children were locked in the basement of the Louvre and forced day and night to repaint the moon and the night sky. Needless to say this kept Big Bird in cocaine, bitches and Bentleys.

[edit] Changes to the World of Fruit

In 1921, the New World was discovered and along with it, the banana. Many were shocked to discover that the banana was already yellow and that it required no external assistance to become this way. Big Bird attempted to sue the explorer Eric the Red but the trial never went ahead after he fled into hiding after charges were levelled of tax evasion.

Interestingly enough, archaeololical digs in Northern America indicate that Vikings discovered bananas sometime in 600BC but they had no way of describing the colour upon their return so nobody believed them.

[edit] Changes to the World of Cheese (And Light Entertainment)

The introduction of yellow into the world allowed cows to finally produce cheese which was not quite as gross as all that French crap. Cheddar first went on sale in 1895 and was a big hit with Queen Victoria. Later that year Oscar Wilde's "Ode to Cheese" was written and it enjoyed a longstanding run both in London's West End and on in New York. The development of good, strong English cheese was of great assistance during The Hundred Year War. A lump of cheese fell back through a gap in the space-time continuum and was instrumental in the assault against the city of Brie, in modern day Normandy.

The French, in their inimitable style soon surrendered and as a result the piss-weak cheese they make is named after this infamous defeat - Brie.

[edit] The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Bulldozers are yellow. Though some bulldozers are black, yellow is the general color for bulldozers because when people see yellow, they think of caviar, and caviar scares them away so they don't get run over.

[edit] Other Variants of Yellow

• Yellow Bellied Cowards
  
• Yellow Snow
  
• Yellow Submarines
  
• Yellow Men
  
• Yellow Pages
  
• Yellow Alert!
  
• The Colour Yellow
  
• The Color Yellow
  
• Yellow Lorry
  
• Yellow cake

[edit] External Links

Offical site of the vile yellow color