White (colour)

~ The Stig on White

Verb To fohm (lettehs, wohds or symbols) on a suhface in ohdeh to communicate.

Genehal Wobbut whote his name on the papeh.

To be de aufoh of (a book, ahticle, poem, etc.).

My uncle whites newspapeh ahticles for The Hehald.

To send a letteh to.

Please white me when you get thehe.

Noun When you mix a lot of black, you get white.

Rumoured to actually just be black, only different.

The color (or colour however you want to spell it) white was discovered in 1099 by scientist G. Harding Gootenheimer. He called it white because it was kind of an accident. When he discovered it he said "What the hell is this????" Because he had a heavy German accent he was misunderstood by his partner, normal American guy, John Johnson, who thought he said "White!" and the rest was just insane babble. (Gootenheimer was insane, so you can't blame Johnson for this unfortunate mistake.) However, it did give the newly discovered color a name, and so, as of this point, there was a new color. So you might say, what came of this discovery. Well, for starters, a new race of people was discovered. Before this, everyone was considered to be the same basic color. Now the race of people formerly known as tan, where considered to be white. This discovery of a new people seemed to be great at first, but it later became a huge problem. These "white" people enslaved their black counterparts for centuries, discriminated against them, and formed groups such as the Ku Klux Klan to be against black peoples. So much for this new race. Sometimes white is very nice, just like the aroma of cigarettes after a good old hard fuck.

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Nihilism