Uncensored Crap from Da Wiki
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Airstar Email 43 Uncensored Scene
{Cut to Airstar and Schoolstar in the computer room in modern times.}
SCHOOLSTAR:Why did he yell "witness?"
AIRSTAR:Why did the boy cry "wolf?" Heh heh heh.
{Schoolstar stares at him.}
AIRSTAR:God damnit!
{The Kodak Easyshare ad rolls up to him.}
AIRSTAR:Go away, Easyshare ad. Nobody likes you!
{He rolls away.}
AIRSTAR:What an idiot. Roll the tape, PLEASE.
Email 33 Uncensored Scene
Cut to Airstar warping right next to Jesus eating his last supper.}
AIRSTAR:Hey! Aren't you my carpenter?
JESUS:Yeah, you can't even remember my name you stupid bitch!
LEONARDO DAVINCI:{Offscreen} Pose!
{All of the people at the table pose for the painting. The genie comes down to Airstar.}
Uncensored Scene from Email 71
{Cut to Schoolstar talking to The Cheat in Strong Bad's computer room.}
SCHOOLSTAR:The Squeak, I need you to be my lawyer.
THE CHEAT:Mehna meh meh mehna meh meh!
SCHOOLSTAR:Fine, I won't call you The Squeak.
THE CHEAT:Meh meh!
SCHOOLSTAR:Sweet. So, is there any legal standpoint about this?
THE CHEAT:Meh, meh mehna mehma meh mehnameh meh, "Meh meht mehna mehna mehmeh meh".
SCHOOLSTAR:Oh. So it states clearly in FCUSA law that you cannot give a minor wine if you are not their parent or legal guardian, unless you got written permission from the parent? Oh, shit.
Uncensored scenes from email
{Homestar sits on the bed. He gets pushed off by nothing.}
DAVE:What the HELL?
HOMESTAR:I felt him!
DAVE:Wow, that is somethin'.
{Walking noises are heard. Cut to another scene in the Blimp control room.}
{Dave goes over to the chair. He gets picked up and thrown out the blimp window.}
DAVE:{Offscreen} HOLY SHiiiiiiiiT!
HOMESTAR:OH MY GOD!!
