Other Character Email Scotch Tape/pepsi

From Umcom

{Scotch tape is at his computer. The email comes up.}

Dur Scotch cudda tape,
My name's Edward and I speak in Huuuuuuuns
Please be the best man at the wedding.
Use verbal vibrations in the neck to communicate with your ears later,
Edward.

SCOTCH TAPE:CAAAAAAAAAAAAPHT!

OLD FRY:Tss...

{Edward comes in. He's a rich kid with nice clothing.}

EDWARD:Huhhhhhhhn......HUUUuuUuUuUuUuuUuN?

SCOTCH TAPE:CAPFGARASYSAUSGYAGSUYGAUSGAUGSUAYGSUYDGFUYSDGUFYUSGFHSCVXNBVCNBVBCNBVBCVBV.

EDWARD:Huhhhhh be the huuunst mahhuuu at muh wedduuuunnn?

{Fun sized Flavor Flav jumps on the desk.}

FUN SIZED FLAVOR FLAV:DO IT BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYE!!!

OLD FRY:TSS!!!

{Hands disease crawls in.}

HANDS DISEASE:{Hands disease noises}

{Jerry Seinfeld and Dane Cook come in.}

JERRY SEINFELD:{Jerry Seinfeld noises}

DANE COOK:DUDUDUDUDUDUUDUDUUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUUDUDUDUDUDUDE!

SCOTCH TAPE:CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPHT!

IT NEEDS TO BE SAID MAN:He agreed!

EDWARD:Thuuuhs greuuu! Meeee meeee at huhuuhuuhhuhhh. It's huuuuher 2fuuuuuuh.

{He leaves.}

SCOTCH TAPE:WCCACCACICH MUNAANANATH DUCUCUCUID HECACAC SAYAHJSHJ?

IT NEEDS TO BE SAID MAN:I don't know what month he said. Whas it October,November or December?

OLD FRY:TSSS!!!!

{Ozarka bottle comes in.}

OZARKA BOTTLE:Ploppity!

OLD FRY:Ts and ts are tsssing!

IT NEEDS TO BE SAID MAN:You're getting MARRIED TO OZARKA BOTTLE?!

OLD FRY:TSS!!!

SCOTCH TAPE:CAPHT!

OLD FRY:Ts Tssser ninetiss!

{The tape comes down.}