Other Character Email Scotch Tape/Shut up, Li'l Timmy!

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{Scotch tape rolls up to the computer.}

SCOTCH TAPE:CAPHTACCCCACCCCCAQ?!

Dear Scotch Tape,
What's your real name?
-A fan?!

SCOTCH TAPE:CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPHT.

{Old fry and Ozarka bottle come in.}

OLD FRY:Tsss...

OZARKA BOTTLE:Plop plop plopitty plop plops!

SCOTCH TAPE:CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPHT!

IT NEEDS TO BE SAID MAN:What's your real name?

SCOTCH TAPE:CAAAAAPHT!!

{Foot disease comes in.}

FOOT DISEASE:{Foot disease noises}

IT NEEDS TO BE SAID MAN:He refuses!

OLD FRY:Tsss!!!

SCOTCH TAPE:CAA!

{Rubix cube comes in.}

RUBIX CUBE:Cudda cudda! His cudda real cudda name cudda is...

{Yesbot rolls in.}

YESBOT:Yes?

RUBIX CUBE:Scotch cudda tape!

SCOTCH TAPE:CAPHT!

{Jerry Seinfeld walks in.}

JERRY SEINFELD:{Jerry Seinfeld noises}

AGREET:I agree!

{The paper on fire comes down.}