Other Character Email Airstar Flyer/two of 'em

From Umcom

SATURDAY, JULY 23, 2005

AIRSTAR FLYER: Email is good for thy soul, I swear. {Airstar clicks on Email.}

Dear Airhead,
What do you talk like? Do you talk like Homestar? Strongbad? Mario? Stinkoman?
Yoursfully crap,
An Eskimo

AIRSTAR FLYER: {typing} What? You can't hear me? Weirdness. Anyway Eskimo, I guess I talk sort of like Homestar, but I can pronounce my r's. Or as he would say, "aw's." Homestar is weird. Right, The Chuck?

{The camera zooms out to a view of the entire computer room. The Chuck is to the left of Airstar.}

THE CHUCK: That's right!

AIRSTAR FLYER: I thought so. Let's ask Schoolstar.

{Schoolstar Swiggle walks in from the left of the screen.}

SCHOOLSTAR SWIGGLE: I heard you talking about me. What do you want?

AIRSTAR FLYER: I thought you were somewhere else. In the last email didn't you jump out of the blimp?

SCHOOLSTAR SWIGGLE: No. I just left.

AIRSTAR FLYER: Oh well. Anyway, don't you think Homestar is weird?

SCHOOLSTAR SWIGGLE: I guess...

AIRSTAR FLYER: You're no fun. Might as well check another one, eh?

{The camera goes back to a closeup of the computer. Airstar clicks on "Next Email"}

Dear Airstair Flyer,
Don't you get lonely up there in your flying house with only Schoolstar and The Chuck
to keep you company? I think you know what I'm talking about...
-Sporky

AIRSTAR FLYER: {typing} Ooo, a spork. I'm not a stair, alright Sporky? Anyway, of course I know what you're talking about... Uhgg...

SCHOOLSTAR SWIGGLE: {offscreen} What does he mean?

AIRSTAR FLYER: Uhhh, nothing. Nothing... about you, anyway.

SCHOOLSTAR SWIGGLE: {offscreen} Alright.

AIRSTAR FLYER: {typing} I do get lonely. The Chuck helps, but I think it's about time I make a landing. To visit someone.

THE CHUCK: {offscreen} Who? Homestar?

AIRSTAR FLYER: Sure, why not. Let's go!

{cut to Homestar's house.}

AIRSTAR FLYER: Well, let's go in.

{Airstar and The Chuck start walking towards the door. Homestar pops out of the door.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey fellas!

AIRSTAR FLYER: {jumping back} Waah! Don't do that!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Why not?

AIRSTAR FLYER: Because.

HOMESTAR RUNNER Whatever, Swiggle.

AIRSTAR FLYER: I'm Airstar! Airstar Flyer!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay bye.

{Homestar goes back in the house.}

AIRSTAR FLYER: Well, that was a bust.

THE CHUCK: Duh.

AIRSTAR FLYER: TO THE BLIMP!

{Airstar Flyer's paper comes down. "Click here to email airstar@blimpflyer.not"}

[edit] Easter Eggs

• Wait for about ten seconds to see Homestar again.

{Homestar pops back out from the house.}

HOMESTAR FLYER: You aren't gone yet?

AIRSTAR FLYER: Nope.

THE CHUCK: Why aren't we gone yet?

AIRSTAR FLYER: I dunno.

THE CHUCK: Okay then!

{The Chuck takes a lick out of his lollipop.}

[edit] Fun Facts

Airstar isn't aware he is read and not watched in this one.