Other Character Email Airstar Flyer/stuckinahole
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MONDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 2007
{We start at Airstar at the computer. He types in "Runairstar-" but then stops and gets up. Cut to a wide shot. The 50 past and present Airstars from last email are still there.}
AIRSTAR:You've been here for 4 DAYS! GO IN THE OTHER ROOM!
{They all walk away, mumbling. He sits back down. We close up on the back of his head again. He types "email2007", completing the command.}
strong bad,Airstar?!
what would you do if you were
Stuck in a hole for a whole day?!
the guy who lives in your closet
AIRSTAR:{Typing} Um, you live in my closet? I'll be right back.
{Airstar runs away. Cut to Airstar's room. The walls are blue and rubbery of course, and Airstar's bed is just a matress with a few blankets on em'. He has posters for the song "Up, up, and away." and for the show, "The Greatest American Hero". He walks up to his closet and opens it.}
AIRSTAR:Nothing in-
{A Homsar-looking person with black hair and a green shirt labeled "44" with pie in his "hands" pops out.}
HOMSAR44WITHPIE:SCHMICKEL!
AIRSTAR:AGGG!
{He slams and locks the closet. He walks over to the front of the room and walks out the door. He runs into Schoolstar.}
AIRSTAR:Oh! Schoolstar! Um, can you get my coat? It's in my closet.
SCHOOLSTAR:Ok!
{Schoolstar walks in Airstar's room. Airstar walks down the stairs and into the computer room. He sits down at it. Cut to close up computer types.}
AIRSTAR:{Typing} Um, any-
SCHOOLSTAR:{Offscreen} AGGGG!
AIRSTAR:{Typing} -Way, onto you're main point. What would I do if I wa stuck in a whole for a day? I think It would be a horrible experience. I have land-phobia, you know. Staying there for too long would make me go crazy! Until I got use to it. But that's never gonna-
{Metal scraping is heard. Several explosions are heard too.}
AIRSTAR:What the?
{Up, up, and away plays from nowhere. Airstar picks up his blue slidephone and slides it open. The ringtone stops. He holds it up to his ear.}
AIRSTAR:Hello?
THE CHUCK:Charlie Brown 02! Rachel Ray 23!
AIRSTAR:WERE CRASHING?!
THE CHUCK:Even worse! Lance Armstrong 34! Matt LeBlanc 89!
AIRSTAR:Were crashing in the feild behind the feild?! We won't get rescued for days!
THE CHUCK:The Airstars are jumping out! And heading to Bubs's!
{Cut to Bubs's. Bubs is behind the counter, bored. Then 50 Airstars pop out of nowhere at his stand.}
AIRSTARS:We need a time travel device!
BUBS:WHOAH! Is it twin day at elementary school or something?!
{One of the Airstars knock Bubs out.}
1999 AIRSTAR:Let's steal his time machine!
{The Airstars mumble in agreement. They sneak to the back of the stand. Cut to the control room of the blimp. Schoolstar is trying to operate it. Airstar and The Chuck run in.}
AIRSTAR:Any progress?
SCHOOLSTAR:No. We should be crashing ri-
{Cut to a wide shot of the blimp. It crashes in the feild behind the feild, making a huge hole. The screen goes black. Then the words, "2 hours later" come up on the screen. Fade to Airstar and The Chuck at the bottom of the blimp's hole.}
AIRSTAR:Ugg...woah. The blimp's right above us.
THE CHUCK:Yeah, but it's impossible to push that out of the way.
AIRSTAR:Oh yeah?
{Airstar jumps up at the blimp, but just hits it hard and falls down.}
AIRSTAR:{Getting up} Uhhh...you're right. Impossible. This is gonna be a challenge for me. I have land-phobia, you know!
SCHOOLSTAR:{Walks in}I don't!
AIRSTAR:When did you get here?
SCHOOLSTAR:I crashed with you!
AIRSTAR:Right. The Chuck!
THE CHUCK:Meh?
AIRSTAR:Go salvage stuff from the blimp.
THE CHUCK:Meh meh!
{The Chuck walks off.}
AIRSTAR:Schoolstar, do you think that Tina Turner shoulda sang at the Super bowl?
SCHOOLSTAR:What? No. God no. Nooooooo. Praise Allah she didn't. Oh, god. No. Oh my gosh. NOOOOOOOO! Augh...don't even ask crap like that! Jeez man. God no. No Tina Turner at Super Bowl 41! Prince good. Tina Turner bad. Oh my god, NO!
AIRSTAR:...Ok. A simple "no" woulda been good.
{The Chuck comes back with The Skypy. It has a large crack on the monitor. And a small hole on the top left corner.}
AIRSTAR:My Skypy! It's safe! Good. Strong Bad managed to go 40 emails without a replacement, so i'm not goin' 18! The Skypy lives!
THE CHUCK:I'm gonna get a fire goin'.
AIRSTAR:You do that. My Skypy!
{Airstar picks it up and puts it on a nearby rock. He's about to plug it in, when he realizes thet there's no outlets.}
AIRSTAR:Crap.
{Schoolstar walks over there and takes out an eggplant with a spoon taped to it. He plugs the plug into the eggplant. The Skypy turns on.}
AIRSTAR:Thanks.
{Cut to a closeup of Airstar and the computer. Airstar types in "Runlastairstareamil2007"}
strong bad,Airstar?!
what would you do if you were
Stuck in a hole for a whole day?!
the guy who lives in your closet
AIRSTAR:{Typing} Well, you're question is going to be answered by finding out how I react to this hole going experience. So tune in next time to find out!
{Cut to Bubs lying on the counter, unconchese. Coach Z comes up to him.}
COACH Z:Hey Bubs! You know I think you're a BIG FAT JERK EXCUSE FOR A FRIEND! Ha. He didn't know what I said because he is unconchense.
{Bubs gets up. He looks angry.}
BUBS:I was napping.
COACH Z:{Gulp} Sorry?
{Bubs attacks Coach Z to the ground. The paper comes down.}
[edit] Fun facts
Homsar44withpie is the person in Airstar's closet, who later in the series changes designs.
Charlie Brown is a character from a comic strip in the funny pages.
Rachel Ray is a famous cook.
Tina Turner is a singer and dancer. Prince sang at the super bowl of 2007.
Allah is a muslim god.
