Other Character Email Airstar Flyer/song
From Umcom
SUNDAY, JANUARY 14, 2007
{We start at Airstar and the agent in Airstar's computer room. They are scared because Darknight is still pointing his gun at them.}
AIRSTAR:Look, Darknight, I don't wanna be on you're bad side. Actually, I do. But, i'm willing to-
{Darknight shoots Airstar in the leg.}
AIRSTAR:AAAHHHHGH! MY LEG! DA-
{We cut to a cartoony drawing of The Chuck unplugging an outlet. We cut back to Airstar and the others.}
AIRSTAR:AGGG! YOU ARE GONNA GET IT!!
{He runs towards Darknight. Schoolstar comes in.}
SCHOOLSTAR:Woah. Darknight,
{Airstar stops in his tracks.}
SCHOOLSTAR:Prepare for some B n' B! Broken and bones!
SUPER SAM:{Offscreen} HEY! I'M SUING YOU!
SCHOOLSTAR:Dernit! I thought I could go the entire year without being sued.
AIRSTAR:Like that time I got sued for singing a variant of one of Strong Bad's email theme songs?
{Cut to a court. The jury is a buncha Homestar characters and Homestar is the judge. Strong Bad is at one table with The Cheat as his lawyer. The Announcer is Airstar's lawyer.}
HOMESTAR:Did you copy Stwong Bad Airface?
AIRSTAR:{Stands up} I plead the fifth.
HOMESTAR:The fif?
AIRSTAR:Are you really a judge?
HOMESTAR:Ovewwuled!
AIRSTAR:What?!
{Mustachio Homestar stands up in the court.}
MUSTACHIO HOMESTAR:I object!
HOMESTAR:The juwy has spoken! Guilty! Innocent! Flow chawt! I plead a 15 minute wecces! Sustained! {He bonks his head with the mallet. Cut back to the blimp.}
AIRSTAR:That was an unfair trial!
{Schoolstar jumps up and kicks Darknight in the face.}
AIRSTAR:SHOOT EM' IN THE FACE!
{Dick Cheney comes in.}
DICK CHENEY:Yeah! SHOOT EM' IN THE FACE!
{He leaves. Schoolstar grabs Darknight's gun as is about to shoot, and Schoolstar shoots Darknight out of the blimp.}
AIRSTAR:AWESOME! Now to check email!
{He walks back to his computer and sits down. Cut to the close up.}
AIRSTAR:{Singing}OHHHH...email is my middle name....{Stops singing.} um, actauly it's Leo. But whatever!
AIRSTAR! What do you do when you have a song stuck in your head? Randomly Emailing, T. Gerra
AIRSTAR:Good question there, T-Dog! When I have a song stuck in my head, it annoys everyone around me. Like when I stop for food...
{Cut to Airstar walking in the feild. Random HR characters are obviously annoyed.}
AIRSTAR:I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE! OH OH OH! I WANNA FEEL GOOD! YEAH! DADADADADAD!
STRONG BAD:Shut up!
{Cut back to the computer.}
AIRSTAR:So, as you can tell, people get annoyed by my unusual loud singing. And my unusual like of songs from the 8o's. I think it came from this one time...
{Cut to 1984. 8 year old Airstar is crawling on the large shelves of his dad's blimp, listening to "I'm walking on Sunshine" from the radio.}
LI'L AIRSTAR:I hate this song! Turn it o-
{His "hands" slip and he falls off the shelf onto the radio, injuring him badly.}
LI'L AIRSTAR:AHHHHH! THAT HURT! {Singing} I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE! OH OH-{The screen goes static and then cuts to Airstar at his computer.}
AIRSTAR:So if I have a bad case of the mondays {He backspaces mondays} So if I have a bad case of the song stuck in my heads, I imply this action...
{Cut to Airstar and The Chuck in Strong Bad's computer room.}
AIRSTAR:Ok, The Chuck! I have "Walking on Sunshine" stuck in my head. {Singing} I'm walkin' on sunshine! OH OH-
THE CHUCK:Meh! Don't sing so loud!
{Strong Bad comes in.}
STRONG BAD:WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!
AIRSTAR:Let's go The Chuck!
{They both run away}
AIRSTAR:{Offscreen} I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE! OH OH-
{Cut back to computer}
AIRSTAR:That's never actaully worked. We were going to use Strong Bad's Hypnotherapy progrum that we couldn't afford on his Lappy. Then we started gettin' money to buy it!
{Cut to Airstar in the feild. He is dancing, and looks like a homeless guy with a stubbly chin. His clothes are ripped and old. He has a coffe cup next to him, labeled "I'll stop once I get 120$ dollars."}
AIRSTAR:I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE! OH OH OH! I-
{Bubs walks by, obviously annoyed. He puts 5$ dollars in the cup.}
AIRSTAR:Thank you! Thank you!
{Cut back to the computer.}
AIRSTAR:And once I finally get 120$, I set out to buy the progrum.
{Cut to Airstar at Bubs's. You see a "Hollerin' Jimmy's Hynotherapy box behind Bubs.}
AIRSTAR:So, can I have the Hypnobox already?
BUBS:No! You annoyed the crap outta me!
AIRSTAR:I'll give you 20 extra bucks!
BUBS:Deal!
{Bubs hands the HypnoBox to Airstar and he runs off.}
AIRSTAR:{Offscreen}I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE! OH OH OH!
{Cut back to the computer.}
AIRSTAR:Apparently, the HypnoBox was made by...Microsoft.
{Cut to Airstar and The Chuck looking at the HypnoBox. Multicolored swirls are on Airstar's computer. He starts to get woozy, but then the box turns black, with the Windows logo on it.}
MICROSOFT HYPNOBOX:Microsoft HypnoBox has experienced a problem and needs to shut down.
{The box shuts down with a "Duuuuuuuuu" noise.}
AIRSTAR:Oh crap! I knew we shoulda bought something not made by Microsoft! Egh-
{The HynoBox explodes in Airstar's face, sending him flying. Next he wakes up in a large ditch in the feild. All the main characters and The Chuck and Schoolstar are looking at him.}
AIRSTAR:Oh....where am I?
COACH Z:A large ditch. Yer were blorn upersgh!
STRONG BAD:By the way, you're getting sued by the music industry for singing one of there copyrighted songs on your email show.
AIRSTAR:Son of a crud! At least I don't have the song stuck in my head.
THE CHUCK:Yeppers!
{Cut back to the computer}
AIRSTAR:So in the end, well, you know what happened to me in the end because I think you were my surgeon T-dog. But to other viewers, here's what happened.
{Cut to a hospital hallway. Dr.Turk from "Scrubs" is standing there talking to Schoolstar.}
DR.TURK:So we'll need to perform surgery on his upper thigh.
SCHOOLSTAR:Crap. How much is the bill?
DR.TURK:1200 dollars.
{Schoolstar faints. The Chuck walks up to Dr.Turk.}
THE CHUCK:Imagine the dance Airstar's gonna have to do to pay THAT bill. Meh.
{Cut back to Airstar at his Skypy.}
AIRSTAR:And all of that happened on January 21-24. So, there you go, T-Doggin. Egh-
{An atari Homestar with a mallet comes up onscreen.}
ATARI HOMESTAR:TIME GO COURT.
AIRSTAR:Oh! My reminder! I gotta go.
{He runs away and the paper comes down.}
[edit] Easter Eggs
Click on T-Doggin to see a Dr.T-Doggin promotinal Poster.
Dr.T-Doggin!! "The best surgeon in the room."-Dr.C-doggin. Dr.T-Doggin will save you time and money! Call him at 555-444-T-DOGGINISMYNAMEYEAH to sign up!
Click on atari Homestar's mallet to see a clip from court.
{Cut to a courtroom. A buncha H*R characters are in the jury. Homestar is the judge. Again. And Airstar has The Announcer as his lawyer. Again. The Cheat has a sign on him that says "tHe Muzic InDuStRy" with Strong Bad as there lawyer. The Chuck is at the stand with Strong Bad questioning him.}
STRONG BAD:When did Airstar start singing this song?
THE CHUCK:1984.
STRONG BAD:Aha! The same year Mindy became cheif cheerleader in my comic!
THE CHUcK:That doesn't matter!
{Cheerleader stands up from the stands.}
CHEERLEADER:I object!
{Cut back to the computer}
[edit] Fun Facts
The cartoony drawing and with the outlet is a refrence to "Fall Float Parade"
"Prepare for some B N' B Broken and Bones" is from an ISBemail, which explains Super Sam's reaction.
Airstar's mention of being sued for singing a variant from one of SB's emails is from email 9.
The fifth, is the fifth amendment of the bill of rights, the right to silence.
Dick Cheney is the current vice president of the United States. He shot an old man in the face in February 2006.
"Walking On Sunshine" is a song.
"Bad case of the Mondays" is a phrase used by weirdos.
Microsoft is a computer company, that I use.
Dr.Turk is a character from the American NBC sitcom, "Scrubs".
Atari Homestar is from H*R.com.
Dr.C-doggin is probably Dr.Cox from "Scrubs".
Mindy is from TGS.
