Other Character Email Airstar Flyer/ah, dag! you found me!
From Umcom
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 29, 2006
{We cut to a jail cell. Airstar and the gang are sleeping on the floor. The Skypy is nearby}
{Airstar wakes up.}
AIRSTAR:Ugg....ut-oh. I'm in a jail cell! My land-phobia is building up!
{A guard comes up to the jail cell.}
GUARD:Land phobia? Were in a plane!
AIRSTAR:Oh.I better think up a new rap, hmm....
{He goes up to the Skypy and sings}
AIRSTAR FLYER:Holy carp! Livin' in a jail cell! The Skypy's here because of the email!
AIRSTAR:Now to check an email.
Dear sweaty guy, With the summer months upon us, it's too hot to do anything. How about you jump into a cooool pooool. Chill'n That Goat Rambler
AIRSTAR:Um, first of all, it's Spring. Second of all, i'm in a jail cell. I can't jump into a coool poool. And how am i sweaty?
{The Goat Rambler comes in front of the jail cell.}
AIRSTAR:What are you doin' here?
THE GOAT RAMBLER:I'm here to break you out so you can jump into a coool poool.
AIRSTAR:Awesome! The Chuck! 107-Up! 1-Up clone! Depressing pile of crap! We can break out!
{Everybody gets up}
ALL:Huh?
AIRSTAR:We can break out!
107-UP:Cool!
ALL:Yeah! Yay!
THE GOAT RAMBLERRR:Let's get outta here!
{The goat rambler tears the bars open}
{Then the gang go to the exit of the plane}
THE GOAT RAMBLER:This should be as easy as-
1-UP:{Offscreen} HOLY CARP! WHERE'S AIRTSTAR,SCHOOLSTAR,THE CHUCK,107-UP, AND C AND F CLONE-UP?!? {Panting} whew, that took alot of breath. SeNd......FoRcEs......
{A group of white and red Astromunds come up and point a gun at them.}
ASTROMUND 1:Stay back!
107-UP:Why should I?
{107-Up gets shot in the leg by one of the Astromunds}
107-UP:Aggg!!!!! Holy freakin' CRAP!
ASTROMUND THAT SHOT:Sorry. Policy.
SCHOOLSTAR:That you shoot some one in the leg?
ASTROMUND THAT SHOT:When the have been annoying, yes.
THE CHUCK:That's it! Time to get my lolipop boomerang!
{The Chuck pulls out two lolipop boomerangs and throws them at the Astromunds}
ASTROMUND 2:OWWW!!!!!! THE RASPBERRY BLUE HAS BETRAYED ME!!!!!
THE GOAT RAMBLER:Let's move!
{The gang jumps outta the plane}
{After 12 seconds they land on a tampoline and bounce over to the wreckadge of there blimp}
AIRTSTAR:NO!
SCHOOLSTAR:Airstar, calm down,this is the ninth blimp you've gone through.
AIRSTAR:I guess...i'll get buildin' on the tenth blimp.....
{A screen comes up that says:"One hour later" and we cut to Airstar and the gang getting in a new blimp that looks exactlly the same as the last one. After 5 seconds, everyone's inside, (exept for 107-Up and clone-up. And they take off. the paper comes down}
{Then Homestar and 1-Up get out of there ship and shoot them down.Airstar falls and lands on the ground,unconious. An evil terrorist-like Homsar comes onscreen. The paper comes up}
HOMSAR:Foolish clone...thought he could escape eh? Well,lock im' in the brig.
1-UP:I'll do it.
(A huge beam from 1-Up's gun starts to send Airstar to the brig. Wich is the huge ship thing. Airstar keeps getting closer as the evil people speak.}
HOMSAR:I have a question. How many did you kill,and how many did you capture?
HOMESTAR:We only killed the ones that were poorly made,the good ones were captured.
{We zoom out to reaveal that Airstar is almost in the brig}
HOMSAR:Alright then. We can build an army out of the worthy ones. SEND THEM OUT!
{At this point Airstar is in the brig and when Homsar yells, "SEND THEM OUT!" a whole crowd of Homstar and 1-Up clones get beamed into the ship. The paper comes down.}
[edit] Fun Facts
This continues the crossover with Ekul's comics. The last scene is an actual comic, just textified.
