Other Character Email Airstar Flyer/HoMsAr.
From Umcom
SUNDAY, APRIL 9, 2006
{Cut to Airstar in The Brig. He wakes up to see he's alone. Then he looks out the bars of the brig and sees Schoolstar and The Chuck in another jail cell. He goes up to his computer.}
AIRSTAR:Um,brig-mail and the sig-mail up and up-mail I get the signal! {Prunounces as "signail"}
Dear AIRSTAR!!! Do you hate Homsar? I hate Homsar! Crapfully yours, Homsar Hater
AIRSTAR:AAH! Don't say that kinda stuff! Evil Homsar is near.
{Evil Homsar comes in behind the bars and looks at the email.}
HOMSAR:Who dares type that about ME! The Homestar Runner!
{The Homestar Runner comes to Homsar dressed as a madman also.}
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER BUT LET'S CALL HIM "THR" FROM NOW ON:Yes sir?
HOMSAR:Punish this puny clone!
THR:Yes sir.
{THR opens the brig bars and takes Airstar down the hall to a door labeled "THY OLDE PUNISHMANT CHAMBER!"}
AIRSTAR:This seems harsh.
THR:What?
{THR opens the door and goes in with Airstar handcuffed at his side. We see many torture machines around.}
AIRSTAR:Oh noes.
{We cut to the field where madmen 1-Up,Homestar and Homsar are at.}
HOMSAR:AaAaAAaAh!
1-UP:What?
HOMSAR:It's my evil laugh.
HOMESTAR:Well it sucks.
HOMSAR:Whatever. This was a pointless cut away.
{Cut back to "Thy Olde Punishmant Chamber" where Airstar is getting forced by THR to watch something}
NARRATOR:While da' evil people had there talk,Airstar is getting forced to watch CNN for five hours straight.
AIRSTAR:NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
{We close-up on the TV'S screen.}
ANDERSON COOPER:{From the tv}Hello,i'm Anderson Cooper,and 360 starts now.
{The theme song plays along with the logo}
ANDERSON:Hello,i'm Anderson Cooper. Several of Saddam's sorry soldiers set sail on Saturday,September 17th,2006 saying sorry to seven-thousand-sixty-seven-Suadiarabian soldiers.
{We cut back to Airstar watching it.}
AIRSTAR:AGGG!!!!
{Cut back to the TV screen}
ANDERSON:Police recently spotted madmen planning an evil plan. Here is the picture.
THR:Wut-oh! I gotta go tell the masters!
{THR runs out of the room. He comes back instantly to quickly get Airstar back in his cell.}
AIRSTAR:Aw man....i'm back in my cell....
{THR closes the bars.}
THR:Yeahwhateverbye!
{He runs away}
{Airstar goes back to the computer.}
AIRSTAR:{Typing}Well whatever your name was,you almost had me have to watch CNN for 23 hours!
THE CHUCK:{Offscreen}5!
AIRSTAR:Shut up! Well,until next time egh-
{We cut to a cow and some guy}
GUY:Time to punch!
{We cut back to Airstar at the Skypy.}
AIRSTAR:Bye!
{The paper comes down}
[edit] Fun Facts
"Thy Olde Punishment Chamber" is a refrence to Thy Dungeonman.
CNN is a 24 hour news network on cable. Anderson Cooper is one of there reporters.
Saddam is a former dictator who was hung a few months after this email was made.
The link leads to one of Ekul's comics, continuing the crossover.
The guy saying, "Time to punch" with a cow in front of him is a refrence to punching cows
