Other Character Email Airstar Flyer/Dues
From Umcom
{Airstar is at his computer. He clicks the email icon.}
AIRSTAR:Goin' through the Email wash! Yeah!
WoWDear Airstar,
I have noticed that you have not payed for your Subscription Costs. You currently owe $100,000. The last paying time was March 19th, 2000. If You Don't Pay I Will Kill Your Level 80 Dwarf Warrior And Delete Your WoW Acount.
Thank You,
Officer Superdude,Me
AIRSTAR:100,000? March 19, 2000? Level 80 dwarf? Superdude? Blockquote? Subscription costs for what? I have so many. Apples Weekly,Blimps Monthly,Cats Tri-Monthly,Dlimps Yearly,Elected Frogs Tri-Yearly,Fog and Smoke and Fog Decadely,Gas Prices Tri-Decadely,Hellfire Centuryley? I'm not sure which one! And my Level 80 Dwarf is going to do fine on World Of Walruses! March 19, 2000 was the day that I got my second Gas Prices Tri-Decadely. So it must be that.
{Airstar gets up and sees The Chuck.}
AURSTAR:Some guy nnamed Superdude wants me to pay 100,000 for magezine.
THE CHUCK:Meh? That sucks. How fancy is the magezine?
AIRSTAR:It's wrapped in gold and something priceless, last time it was the constistuiton.
THE CHUCK:Well, just log onto you're Worl Of Walruses account and kill him! I'll get on with you!
AIRSTAR:Okay. Well it was kinda my New Year's resolution not to, but I have a duty to do so. Plus I want to.
THE CHUCK:Alright then.
{Cut to Airstar at his computer, with the camera at an angle showing his face, and he has a headset on.}
AIRSTAR:Okay, The Chuck. Just get in. It's so amazing here. It's alright.
{Cut to The Chuck at his computer with a headset}
THE CHUCK:Meh meh!
{Cut to a World Of Warcraft-type place, with people riding on walruses. Airstar is a level 80 Dwarf with a huge sword, and his walrus has wings. The Chuck is a level 67 Dark Knight, who has a walrus with machine guns.}
GALACTICACOOKIE5(AIRSTAR):Okay, The Chuck.
DARKCHOKE84:My names is DarkChoke84, geez!
GALACTICACOOKIE5:Sorry.
DARKCHOKE84:By the way, why did you have to be GalacticaCookie5?
GALACTICACOOKIE5:Because, this name was already taken by a Senator, a TV host, a broadway producer and some kid in Texas.
DARKCHOKE::Oh. Anyway, let's find this guy, Superdude. That's his username right?
GALACTICACOOKIE5:Both his username AND real name.
DARKCHOKE:Wow.
GALACTICACOOKIE5:Uhh...go AirWally!
DARKCHOKE:Go Darkwally!
{They start going. AirWally flies, while Darkwally hangs onto AirWally, while shooting people with his gun. They land near a cave. They is a sign that says "Ye Olde Andreas Apartments"}
GALACTICACOOKIE5:Here we are. Dangerous place around here in Ye Olde Andreas City-Village.
{Out of the Cave Comes a big muscle man character with long braided hair, that has Strong Bad's mask.}
DARKBAD76:Oh, hey Airstar. Nice name, by the way. GalacticaCookie5? Please. I'm a level 81, and if you want to enter this cave and see SuperDude, then you'll have to muster up some serious power.
{DarkBad puts a bandana on his leg and takes out a gun and a sword.}
DARKDUDE:You're tryin' to enter the cave of the Ye Olde Andreas Kings. Boys?
{Characters for all the Strong brothers come out. The Cheat-NinjaSta89, Strong Mad-UltraDan74, Strong Sad-Depraster82. They all have all kinds of guns and swords, and are sporting Middle Ages clothing AND gang colors.}
GALACTICACOOKIE5:Oh, crap.
DARKCHOKE:Were gonna need a miracle. AND HERE IT IS!
{He takes out a Emerald lolipop bow and arrow.}
DARKBAD76:Uh-oh. Emerald is our only weakness! We'll need back up! Call them!
{DarkChoke shoots the emerald, DarkBad avoids it, NinjaSta calls for back up on his cell phone, while the others continue fighting. In the middle of the battle, helicopters that say "YOACVPD" fly above.}
DARKBAD:Oh, crap. WHEN I SAID CALL BACKUP, I DID NOT MEAN THE PO-PO! GET THEM!
{They start shooting their guns up in the air, and run in the caves.}
GALACTICACOOKIE5:Well, they were gotten rid of. Let's go meet Superdude.
{Cut to Superdude, who looks like a military guy who is all ripped and has an AK-47 and a dark sword, on a thoan with Homestar (StarCake76) right beside him, as a servant.}
GALACTICACOOKIE5:My good sir, I beg of thee, shut up, and we're not going to pay the money.
SUPERDUDE:Then, time for my MASTER MOOOOOOVE!!!
{Superdude emits a glowing light around him and blasts it at the two, killing them. Cut to Airstar at his computer, shocked.}
AIRSTAR:He must be a level 90 to do that! Geez. The Chuck, did you see that?
{Cut to The Chuck at his computer.}
THE CHUCK:I know! This is terrible! Is it not?
{Cut to Airstar.}
AIRSTAR:Yep.
{The blimp starts shaking.}
AIRSTAR AND CHUCK:AHHHH!
{Cut to outside the blimp, which is hovering fifty feet off the ground, a black helicopter with "SuperDude Industries. Cut to inside the blimp. Superdude comes out of a door wirh a black suit and sunglasses on.}
AIRSTAR:Uhh...hey! What re you doing here?
SUPERDUDE:I'm here to collect the 100,000 I deserve! So hand it over or die!
AIRSTAR:Never!!
{Marshie and Strong Bad walk in with black suits and cigars with guns.}
SUPERDUDE:Really?
AIRSTAR:AHHH! Okay, okay. Uhh...want the blimp instead?
SUPERDUDE:Yes.
{Cut to Airstar,Schoolstar and The Chuck on the feild watching there blimp fly away.}
AIRSTAR:Well, that's a, bummer.
SCHOOLSTAR:Shut up.
{The paper comes down.}
