Other Character Email Airstar Flyer/CSI

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{Cut to Airstar shaving.)

AIRSTAR:Man, for four brutal, horrible, months I was stuck in an insane asylum, just so my girlfriend could get the money from my will? WHAT A JACKCRAP SHE IS! I oughta kill her. I can't believe I dated that. {Zoom out.}

THE CHUCK: Who are you talking to?

AIRSTAR:The audience. Listen, i'd appreciate some privacy.

THE CHUCK:Great. {He speeds off)

AIRSTAR:What a busy man.

{Cut to Garbachov and the rest of the asylum employees.)

GARBACHOV: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED! YOU JACKCRAPS JUST LET HIM BE SMUGGLED OUT?? NOW HOW AM I GOING TO GET HIS MONEY? OUT OF ALL OF THE CONVULUTED PLOTS TO KILL, HARM OR STEAL FROM THIS AIRSTAR GUY, NONE OF THEM WORK! BECAUSE THEY FAIL TO THINK OF THE MOST OBVIOUS WAY!

STRONG BAD: And what way is that?

(Cut to Airstar checking his e-mails.)

Dear Air McStarlight,
I saw you on the scene of the murder.
I know that YOU killed him.
I saw you, you had red, thick liquid on your hands.
The police will come to your blimb soon.
Manny Wich, CSI investigator

AIRSTAR FLYER: NO! The police will come to my blimb? What a tragedy! I-

{Garbachov barges in.)

GARBACHOV:Hello, Airstar.

AIRSTAR:Um..,hey?

(Garbachov takes out a gun, points it at Airstar and shoots him in the heart. Airstar begins bleeding, and sinks down out of his chair onto the floor. He lies on his back, and looks up, reflecting on the last 5 years.)

AIRSTAR:...S**t. {Airstar expires.}