Other Character Email Airstar Flyer/Built
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{Cut to Strong Bad driving amoving truck with The Cheat next to him and Strong Mad in the back seat.}
STRONG BAD:We're goin' back to FCUSA Pantsburg has to much crime.
STRONG MAD:I AGREE!
AIRSTAR INSIDE OF STRONG MAD'S STOMACH:{Muffled} You son of a-{Muffled.}
STRONG BAD:That's not nice to say, Strong Mad, you idiot.
THE CHEAT:Mehna meh meh.
{They stop at their house and get out.}
STRONG BAD:Well, let's start unloading!
{Schoolstar walks over there.}
SCHOOLSTAR:Okay, this joke has gone on long enough.
{Schoolstar pulls Airstar out.}
AIRSTAR:{Panting.} Oh, {Cough} geez...man. I HATE YOU SCHOOLSTAR!
{He tackles Schoolstar. Cut to the computer room. Airstar limps in and then sits down, where the email from email 55 is on screen.}
EatenDear Airstar,
Some guy who is not Badstar.
If Strong Mad ate you, what would you do?
Sincerely,
AIRSTAR:Some guy, I will hunt you down one day, but for nows, I gots bigger fish to fry.
{He clicks on the email icon.}
AIRSTAR:Emailin' is...uggg...
BuildDear air star,
Hardhat Runner.
Have you ever built anything?
Curiously,
AIRSTAR:Have I ever built anything? Well, I built this blimp, and what about this? {Holds up "TiME TRAVEL" Floppy disk.} This works like a charm! I'll demonstrate. I'll got to my ninth email. {He puts in the floppy disk, and types in "March 25, 2006" and warps away. Then he warps back.} See? I also built Airstar-bot. Airstar-bot!
{Zoom out to the entire computer room. A robotic Airstar with sparks flyin' out of it. walks up to him.}
AIRSTAR:Uh...go get me some Pizza from the Pizz.
AIRSTAR-BOT:{Robot voice.} YES SIR.
{He walks offscreen. Cut to Airstar-Bot at the Pizz in Strongbadia.}
STRONG BAD:Welcome to the Pizz, Strong Badian style pizza for a price that is awesome. What would you like?
AIRSTAR-BOT:I WOULD LIKE P-PIZZA.
STRONG BAD:Ewww...oh, I mean, what kind of pizza?
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{Strong Bad wakes up.}
STRONG BAD:Wha-what? Oh, sausage pizza. Okay. {Yawns.} Bring the man-bot some pizza, The Cheat.
THE CHEAT:Meh meh!
{He grabs the pizza and brings it over.}
AIRSTAR-BOT:THANK YOU. MASTER AIRSTAR WILL BE PLEASE-ED.
STRONG BAD:Yeah, yeah, now where's the money?
AIRSTAR-BOT:LET ME SEE HANDSOME MASTER AIRSTAR'S ACCOUNT. {Long pause.} INSUFFICIENT FUNDS. GOODBYE.
{Airstar-bot runs away.}
STRONG BAD:Hey! Let's chase him The Cheat!
THE CHEAT:Meh!
{They start running. Cut back to Airstar at his Skypy.}
AIRSTAR:I also built the Microsoft Hypnobox 2.0, which is awesome. Hypnobox?
{Zoom out. The Hypnobox hovers over to the desk.}
MICROSOFT HYPNOBOX 2.0:Microsoft Hypnobox is here to help you with your problems.
AIRSTAR:In that case, go to Homestar. He has alot of dang problems. Like stupidity.
MICROSOFT HYPNOBOX 2.0:Microsoft Hypnobox will do what commander commands.
{She hovers offscreen. Cut to Homestar, who is talking to Marzipan on her couch holding a fish.}
HOMESTAR:Check it, Marzipan! I saved this fish from drowning!
MARZIPAN:{Sigh.}
{Homestar drops the fish on the ground.}
HOMESTAR:Run free! Go!
{The Hyonobox hovers in.}
MICROSOFT HYPNOBOX 2.0:Microsoft Hypnobox will help you with your stupid-ity.
HOMESTAR:I do hate them stupid Itys.
{Pan to the left to see five short, purple skinned people with white t-shirts that say "Ity".}
ITY 1#:What did we ever do to you, man?
HOMESTAR:You hallowed my apples....somehow.
ITY 2#:We like apple fillings! WE'LL KILL YOU!
{Microsoft Hypnobox hovers over there.}
MICROSOFT HYONOBOX 2.0:Microsoft Hypnobox will now terminate you.
{She blasts lasers at them and they die. She hovers back over to Homestar.}
MICROSOFT HYPNOBOX:Microsoft Hypnobox will now sooth and relax your mind. Close your eyes, and let our soothing radiation beam give you cancer, I mean make you smarter.
{A green beam surrounds Homestar's mind.}
HOMESTAR:Ooh....tumor-rific! But I don't feel much smarter. I feel as dumb as Richard Noxon, our first president, when he tried to break into the Watergate Hotel where all his wooden teeth were.
MICROSOFT HYPNOBOX 2.0:Microsoft Hypnobox has experienced a problem and needs to kill you.
{Microsoft Hypnobox 2.0 takes out a gun and starts shooting as Homestar and Marzipan both rush out of the room. Cut back to Airstar.}
AIRSTAR:I also built this hilarious April Fool's day prank device. Watch these Shaky videos with thumbs blocking a small portion of the picture!
{Cut to a shaky video with a thumb at the top right corner, and the date of 4/1/08. A coffee machine is on a table. Strong Bad walks up to it with a cofee cup. He has a suit on.}
STRONG BAD:Man, I need to get to work. Because i'm so professional. Let me get some professional coffee.
{He presses the button and the coffee machine sprays coffee in his face.}
AIRSTAR:{Offscreen, handling camera.} HA HA HA! Uhh...
STRONG BAD:AHHH!!! IT'S HOT!!
{Cut to another shaky video with the date 4/1/07. Airstar is leaning against a table with a waffle maker right next to him. He's holding a plate of waffles. Bubs walks over to him.}
AIRSTAR:Oh, hi Bubs. Can you have a look at this coffee machine?
BUBS:Well, I don't know. I'm still not over when you stole that engine two years ago.
AIRSTAR:Oh, please. Let's make bygones be bygones, shall we?
BUBS:Oh, fine. I'll take a look!
{Bubs puts his head into the waffle maker, and Airstar shuts it, burning his face.}
BUBS:AHHHHHH!!!! I HATE YOU!!!! YOU M-
{The video stops. Cut back to Airstar.}
AIRSTAR:Well, anyway...here's one last video.
{Cut to another shaky video with Coach Z in the feild. There's a 100 dollar bill on the ground. The date says 4/1/06.}
COACH Z:Man, that Benjamin Frornklin on the ground I could really urse. I'm torkin' it.
{He picks up the 100 dollar bill then the camera pans slightly to the right, revealing a giant nuclear bomb.}
COACH Z:Uhh...that might be a problem.
{The bomb explodes, causing huge destruction. Cut to Airstar in his computer room talking to the camera. A future Airstar warps in.}
AIRSTAR:U-Airstar? What are you doing here? Are you from the future?
FUTURE AIRSTAR:Don't mind me, just keep going. Wait, what are you doing here?!
FUTURER AIRSTAR:I'm here for a good reason. Don't mind us, just continue.
AIRSTAR:Okay. {Clears throat} Uhh...that might have been a little...harsh. Anyway way, egh-
{Airstar-bot being chased by Strong Bad and The Cheat go by, followed by the hypno-box chasing Homestar and Marzipan shooting everywhere.}
AIRSTAR:Uhh...so whether it's robots, boxes, or Bubs' burnt face, egh-
{Bubs runs in with a hammer and Future Airstar is about to kick him in the teeth, but Futurer Airstar kicks Future Airstar in the teeth, while Today Airstar watches in horror. Bubs watches, too.}
FUTURER AIRSTAR:Smash it, Bubs!
BUBS:Okay!
{Bubs smashes it with his hammer.}
AIRSTAR:NOOO!!!
{He picks it up.}
BUBS:I DON'T LIKE THIS THING! AND THIS IS WHAT I AM DOING WITH IT!
{He runs to the right and throws it out the window, Airstar follows.}
AIRSTAR:NOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
{The paper comes down saying "Dun, dun DUUUN!" while both other Airstars fade away.}
