Other Character Email Airstar Flyer/Alien
From Umcom
FRIDAY, MAY 25, 2007
AIRSTAR:Email is the greatest thing in world! Wow, my songs are getting cliche.
Dear Airstar, We know you're hiding the Alien Hominid. You can't hide him from us. Bring him to us, or we'll come and destroy you. -FBI
AIRSTAR:Alien hominid? What are you talking about?
{Cut to a wide shot. Schoolstar runs in.}
SCHOOLSTAR:HOLY FRUIT N' FLOATS! THE FBI ARE COMING AT ALIEN HOMINID! RUN ET!
{ET runs out of nowhere and jumps out the float.}
SCHOOLSTAR:I've been hiding so many aliens that it's hard to count! OMG! Theyr'e gonna catch me! I can't go on!!
{Homeschool takes out a gun and shoots ET! And starts shooting a bunch of aliens that suddenly came out of a tiny little closet.}
AIRSTAR:Holy tusa! You're gonna die! In pie. Let's go to T.G.I. Friday's.
SCHOOLSTAR: No, you see I have to become king of all aliens so I may throw a brick at someone's face.
AIRSTAR: That doesn't even makes sense, anyway what is the reason that you have all that aliens, so the FBI won't catch them?
SCHOOLSTAR: Fine, the real reason is the FBI are gonna torture the aliens, and I won't stand for it. They're just defenceless little creatures!
{An alien come out with a laser in its hand}
SCHOOLSTAR: Okay, maybe that they're not that defenceless, but it's still wrong, wronger than what Jay Leno does to late night television.
AIRSTAR: Well, I have a friend, or amigo, in Mexico that could help you dispose of those aliens. But it'll cost you about 7 dollars.
SCHOOLSTAR: Well,enough talking, i'm sure the viewers are getting tired of it. TO Mexico!
{cut to a sign at the border of Texas and Mexico , that says}
Welcome to Mexico, yes we barely qualify as a country!
This sign will soon be a fence.
{Airstar's blimp in floating over the sign, it lands and Homestar and Homeschool get out. Close up on them. mexican Homestar guy. With a moustache and a sombrero eating tacos and smoking a cigarette on a deck in front of a "Mercado De la Disposición"}
AIRSTAR:Olah, my stereotpicale' amigo.
MEXISTAR:Olah.
AIRSTAR:Necesitamos disponer de cuerpos.
MEXISTAR:Cuerpos?
AIRSTAR:Cuerpos extranjeros.
MEXISTAR:Ok.
{Airstar tosses some alien bodies at him.}
AIRSTARThere you go. Gracias.
{The gang starts to walk away}
ALL:Gracias!
AIRSTAR:See?
SCHOOLSTAR:Well, that was easy. But the plane ride took forever!
AIRSTAR:Shut up!
{Cut to Airstar talking with Strong Sad in the feild.}
AIRSTAR:So I know this guy who could dispose of those rusty knives.
STRONG SAD:Really?
AIRSTAR:But it'll cost ya.
{Cut to Airstar and The Cheat talking at the bar.}
AIRSTAR:I know someone who could dispose of thos old flash versions. I know how much you wanna get rid of Flash 4,3, 2 and 1.
THE CHEAT:Mehrama meh!
AIRSTAR:But it'll cost ya.
{Cut to Airstar talking to Marzipan in her garden.}
AIRSTAR:I know someone who could dispose of all of Homestar's gifts.
MARZIPAN:Really?
HOMESTAR:But it'll cost ya.
{Cut to Airstar handind a box full of rusty knives, wrapped gifts and CDs to Mexistar.}
AIRSTAR:There ya go, Mexistar. And I get half of the payments right?
MEXISTAR:Ce.
AIRSTAR:Sweet! Man, it took like a month to write this email.
{The paper comes down saying "Click here to email the procrastinator".}
N6eXF1 Yeah, now it's clear !... And firstly I did not understand very much where there was the link with the title itself !!...
