MikeControl's In Stone Character Bios
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4.Coach Z
5.Marzipan
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Homestar Micheal "Hal" Runner was born on February 19, 1976 in FCUSA to Jogstar and Tennistar Runner. He suffered a major injury when he was dropped to the ground by Jogstar. He suffered a blow to the head making really stupid. In Pre-K, he met Li'l Marzipan. He loved her because she could clog very well until she lost her legs in college. Homestar became Pom Pom's friend when they met in second grade, when Pom Pom was the foriegn exchange kid. He got beat up by Strong Bad and his brother since pre-k. By 4th grade, his athletic skills were highly above everyone elses, and his coach was Coach Z. But his grades were an average of D-. So his parents bribed there way through his education. By high school, his speech impediment had gone. But came back as a result of a busted jaw when he was 18. He "graduated" high school in 1994, and went to CGNU for four years graduating with a major in athletics in 1997. In 1999, he started tag team boxing, which was short lived. But he did win his star back. In 2000, he launched a website that was based on his life. It was his way to success. He got an office job for some reason. In 2001, Strong Bad emails was born. It started updating more and more, and Homestar got sick of it sometimes. Homestar and Marzipan's relationship is on/off, they got married in 2014, all because of there baby, Milestone Runner. He settled down with Marzipan for a while, but he did fight against the zombies in the crisis of 2046. He got his first grandson in 2035. He died of marshmallow overdose in 2071.
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Strong Bad was born on September 2, 1976 in FCUSA. When he was born, his father, Strongly Ungood, put a mask and boxing gloves on him right away. His mother is Strong Girl. They raised him in the fightin' buisness. In fact, the 1989 instructional video, "How Ta Box" was hosted by Strongly Ungood and Strong Bad. He met Li'l Homestar in pre-k, and started beatin' him up cause he was jealous of Homestar's relationship with Marzipan. By 6th grade, Strong Bad got a pet from an egg, named The Cheat. He also helped beat up Homestar, and then Strong Bad grew really long arms by the time he was 14 and in high school. Then Homestar,Strong Bad,Marzipan, and Strong Mad formed a mystery solving team, that lasted from 1990-1994. After high school, Strong Bad went to CGNU. He spent four years there, and graduated from college in 1998. He got a minor in athletics, and a major in "Office stuff". For the years after college, he challenged Homestar to many competitions. But then in 2000, Strong Bad found out Homestar was going to have cameras everywhere to film the life of him and his friends, and rivals. Strong Bad wanted in, to show the world his aweomeness. In 2001, he started Strong Bad emails and became a very popular character. He currently lives in the house his mother and father used to live in with his two brothers and The Cheat. He beats up Strong Sad and taunts everybody else. But he least taunts Bubs,Strong Mad, and The Cheat, because he hates them the least. In 2014, he got married to Courtney Cox Mudgeman, and they had a child named Star Bad. Later they had Star Mad and Star Sad, too. He was a fake zombie in the crisis of 2046. On March 13, 20X8 he died of old age. He was 91 and a half.
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Bubert "Bubs" Conncession Stand was born on August 19, 1958 in FCUSA to Babs and Buck Stand. He met Li'l Coach Z when he was a foriegn exchange student in Pre-K. Li'l Bubs ran a lemonade stand. Back in 1963, lemonade was ussualy 5 cents, but he sold it for 1.99, and said he got it from the fountain of youth. He scammed people into buying it, starting his career as a scam artist. During elementary school, (1964-1970) he was always scamming people. And he went to The Montesodium school in FCUSA. His friendship with Coach Z grew strong. Through Junior High, (1970-1974) he had a great interest in Business, and his dad Buck Stand owned a conncession stand where he would own one one day. Throughout High School, (1974-1976) he stayed friends with Coach Z and always hung out with him and a few other friends. He worked at nis dad's stand to earn extra money in 1975. Then, one year later, he was in the K.O.T.H.S. Graduating class of 1976. He then went to CGNU and after four years got his Major in Business and Minor in Blueian-American Studies. He graduated in 1980. Then, he got a job briefly as a lunchroom worker at the Montesodium School, but quit in 1982 to start his stand. Although he worked as a teacher at the school halftime. He had an afro and moustache just like Coach Z since 1974, but in 1990 he shaved it off and grew a 90's haircut. He had a close relationship with Lil' Homestar Runner, Lil' Strong Bad, Lil' Mrazipan, Lil' Pom-Pom, Lil' The Cheat, Lil' Strong Mad and Lil' Strong Sad when he ran the concession stand. In 1994 he became a lecturer at CGNU, but quit in 1995 to return to his Conncession job. he stayed at that post, and shaved his 90's haircut in 1996. Throughout the 21st century, he created a Bubs empire of companies in FCUSA. He's had several girlfriends since 1974, Shelly, Dorean, Mallie, Sallium, and Jenna in 2000, but didn't get another girlfriend until 2008, her name is Lady Quackingstick. He broke up with her in 2010 and remained unmarried until his death of old age in 2045. Throughout that time he ran the conncession stand and watched the people around him grow. He was 87.
Zachary G. Towelman (Coach Z) was born on June 4, 1960 to Coach Y and Coach D. He was an athletic infant, and met Lil' Bubs at daycare. They remain friends to this day. He enrolled in Montesodium Elementary in 1966. He became the Assistant Coach for the Little League team in 1968, so then they started calling him Coach Z. In 1976, he grew an afro and a moustache just like his friend Bubs did two years earlier. He graduated in the class of 1978, and went to CGNU just because his friends Bubs had been going there for two years. When he graduated from CGNU in 1982, he had a Major in athletics but no minor. That same year he went to work as a coach for the Montesodium School, and had no money so he lived in the Locker Room. He coached Homestar Runner and Strong Bad especially because he believed they had great potential, but actaully made them bitter rivals, much to Homestar's disbelief. In 1988, he quit the Elementary School Coaching job and moved onto the Junior High Coaching job. In 1990, he shaved his afro and moustache, but then grew a 90's haircut, just like Bubs. Then quit the Junior High job in 1992 to work at the King Of Town High School, where Strong Bad Homestar, Marzipan, Pom-Pom and Strong Mad went. He then quit that job in 1994, and became the Coach at CGNU. He shaved his moustache and 90's haircut in 1996, and then quit his CGNU job to get a Coaching job at K.O.T.H.S. again. In 2000, he developed a Listerine addiction, but he quit that in 2009. He still coached Homestar Runner and Strong Bad and other people that used to go to the High School so they could stay athletic in compete in competitions. He trained Homestar Runner to win a gold medal in the 2008 Beejing olympics, and he won that. He retired in 2025 and went to the FCUSA Retirement Home, along with Bubs. He died in 2046 because he commited suicude during that year's Zombie Uprising. He was 86.
Marzipan Walker was born on June 12, 1976 to Cosmo Caveat and Brunswick stew. When she was 3 years old in 1979, Cosmo offered her some steak. She asked him what it was made of, and he said cows. She felt bad for the cows and refused to ever eat meat. Unlike her dad, who was gluttonous. In 1982 she enrolled at the Montesodium school and met Homestar Runner. They quickly became friends. She often protested the meat the school was serving them, and only ate salad. Lil' Strong Bad and his brother made fun of them, but Lil' Homestar stood up for Marzipan, even though it sometimes got him a one way ride on the pain train. That was awesome. I should use that more often. Anyway, in 1989, she went into Junior High School. And in 1991, Homestar and Marzipan went on their first date. It was quite good, unlike alot of dates they've had in this millenium. In 1992, they went into High School. She joined their detective squad and they went a mystery-solvin'. In 1994, she graduated from High School and went to CGNU and got her degrees. A major in Gardening, and a minor in Hippie-American Studies. By 2000, her relationship with Homestar was on and off. In 2014, they got married because of their baby, Milestone Runner. They settled down in FCUSA for a while, and she supported Homestar when he fought against the Zombie uprising in 2046. Then they settled down again, and in 2072, she died of old age.
