Uncensored Crap from Da Wiki

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Current revision as of 21:34, 15 August 2008

Airstar Email 43 Uncensored Scene

{Cut to Airstar and Schoolstar in the computer room in modern times.}

SCHOOLSTAR:Why did he yell "witness?"

AIRSTAR:Why did the boy cry "wolf?" Heh heh heh.

{Schoolstar stares at him.}

AIRSTAR:God damnit!

{The Kodak Easyshare ad rolls up to him.}

AIRSTAR:Go away, Easyshare ad. Nobody likes you!

{He rolls away.}

AIRSTAR:What an idiot. Roll the tape, PLEASE.

Email 33 Uncensored Scene

Cut to Airstar warping right next to Jesus eating his last supper.}

AIRSTAR:Hey! Aren't you my carpenter?

JESUS:Yeah, you can't even remember my name you stupid bitch!

LEONARDO DAVINCI:{Offscreen} Pose!

{All of the people at the table pose for the painting. The genie comes down to Airstar.}

Uncensored Scene from Email 71

{Cut to Schoolstar talking to The Cheat in Strong Bad's computer room.}

SCHOOLSTAR:The Squeak, I need you to be my lawyer.

THE CHEAT:Mehna meh meh mehna meh meh!

SCHOOLSTAR:Fine, I won't call you The Squeak.

THE CHEAT:Meh meh!

SCHOOLSTAR:Sweet. So, is there any legal standpoint about this?

THE CHEAT:Meh, meh mehna mehma meh mehnameh meh, "Meh meht mehna mehna mehmeh meh".

SCHOOLSTAR:Oh. So it states clearly in FCUSA law that you cannot give a minor wine if you are not their parent or legal guardian, unless you got written permission from the parent? Oh, shit.

Uncensored scenes from email

{Homestar sits on the bed. He gets pushed off by nothing.}

DAVE:What the HELL?

HOMESTAR:I felt him!

DAVE:Wow, that is somethin'.

{Walking noises are heard. Cut to another scene in the Blimp control room.}

{Dave goes over to the chair. He gets picked up and thrown out the blimp window.}

DAVE:{Offscreen} HOLY SHiiiiiiiiT!

HOMESTAR:OH MY GOD!!