Other Character Email Scotch Tape/pepsi

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<pre>Dur Scotch cudda tape,
<pre>Dur Scotch cudda tape,
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My name's Edward and I speak in Huuuuuuuns</pre>
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My name's Edward and I speak in Huuuuuuuns
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Please be the best man at the wedding.
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Use verbal vibrations in the neck to communicate with your ears later,
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Edward.</pre>
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'''SCOTCH TAPE''':CAAAAAAAAAAAAPHT!
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'''OLD FRY''':Tss...
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''{Edward comes in. He's a rich kid with nice clothing.}''
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'''EDWARD''':Huhhhhhhhn......HUUUuuUuUuUuUuuUuN?
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'''SCOTCH TAPE''':CAPFGARASYSAUSGYAGSUYGAUSGAUGSUAYGSUYDGFUYSDGUFYUSGFHSCVXNBVCNBVBCNBVBCVBV.
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'''EDWARD''':Huhhhhh be the huuunst mahhuuu at muh wedduuuunnn?
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''{Fun sized Flavor Flav jumps on the desk.}''
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'''FUN SIZED FLAVOR FLAV''':DO IT BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYE!!!
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'''OLD FRY''':TSS!!!
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''{Hands disease crawls in.}''
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'''HANDS DISEASE''':''{Hands disease noises}''
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''{Jerry Seinfeld and Dane Cook come in.}''
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'''JERRY SEINFELD''':''{Jerry Seinfeld noises}''
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'''DANE COOK''':DUDUDUDUDUDUUDUDUUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUUDUDUDUDUDUDE!
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'''SCOTCH TAPE''':CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPHT!
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'''IT NEEDS TO BE SAID MAN''':He agreed!
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'''EDWARD''':Thuuuhs greuuu! Meeee meeee at huhuuhuuhhuhhh. It's huuuuher 2fuuuuuuh.
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''{He leaves.}''
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'''SCOTCH TAPE''':WCCACCACICH MUNAANANATH DUCUCUCUID HECACAC SAYAHJSHJ?
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'''IT NEEDS TO BE SAID MAN''':I don't know what month he said. Whas it October,November or December?
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'''OLD FRY''':TSSS!!!!
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''{Ozarka bottle comes in.}''
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'''OZARKA BOTTLE''':Ploppity!
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'''OLD FRY''':Ts and ts are tsssing!
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'''IT NEEDS TO BE SAID MAN''':You're getting MARRIED TO OZARKA BOTTLE?!
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'''OLD FRY''':TSS!!!
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'''SCOTCH TAPE''':CAPHT!
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'''OLD FRY''':Ts Tssser ninetiss!
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''{The tape comes down.}''

Current revision as of 13:30, 14 October 2007

{Scotch tape is at his computer. The email comes up.}

Dur Scotch cudda tape,
My name's Edward and I speak in Huuuuuuuns
Please be the best man at the wedding.
Use verbal vibrations in the neck to communicate with your ears later,
Edward.

SCOTCH TAPE:CAAAAAAAAAAAAPHT!

OLD FRY:Tss...

{Edward comes in. He's a rich kid with nice clothing.}

EDWARD:Huhhhhhhhn......HUUUuuUuUuUuUuuUuN?

SCOTCH TAPE:CAPFGARASYSAUSGYAGSUYGAUSGAUGSUAYGSUYDGFUYSDGUFYUSGFHSCVXNBVCNBVBCNBVBCVBV.

EDWARD:Huhhhhh be the huuunst mahhuuu at muh wedduuuunnn?

{Fun sized Flavor Flav jumps on the desk.}

FUN SIZED FLAVOR FLAV:DO IT BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYE!!!

OLD FRY:TSS!!!

{Hands disease crawls in.}

HANDS DISEASE:{Hands disease noises}

{Jerry Seinfeld and Dane Cook come in.}

JERRY SEINFELD:{Jerry Seinfeld noises}

DANE COOK:DUDUDUDUDUDUUDUDUUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUUDUDUDUDUDUDE!

SCOTCH TAPE:CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPHT!

IT NEEDS TO BE SAID MAN:He agreed!

EDWARD:Thuuuhs greuuu! Meeee meeee at huhuuhuuhhuhhh. It's huuuuher 2fuuuuuuh.

{He leaves.}

SCOTCH TAPE:WCCACCACICH MUNAANANATH DUCUCUCUID HECACAC SAYAHJSHJ?

IT NEEDS TO BE SAID MAN:I don't know what month he said. Whas it October,November or December?

OLD FRY:TSSS!!!!

{Ozarka bottle comes in.}

OZARKA BOTTLE:Ploppity!

OLD FRY:Ts and ts are tsssing!

IT NEEDS TO BE SAID MAN:You're getting MARRIED TO OZARKA BOTTLE?!

OLD FRY:TSS!!!

SCOTCH TAPE:CAPHT!

OLD FRY:Ts Tssser ninetiss!

{The tape comes down.}

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