Other Character Email Red/Purple
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'''BLACK''':SURE! JUST GET OUT PHYSCOPATH! | '''BLACK''':SURE! JUST GET OUT PHYSCOPATH! | ||
| - | ''{Cut to Red in Green | + | ''{Cut to Red in Green's house talking to Green.}'' |
'''RED''':Let me through Green face! | '''RED''':Let me through Green face! | ||
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'''GREEN''':After you got me stuffed up a chimney and shot out? | '''GREEN''':After you got me stuffed up a chimney and shot out? | ||
| - | ''{Red | + | ''{Red stabs Green in the gut with his spear and puts it in the switch. Cut to outside. A green bridge appears. Red walks out and goes across the bridge to see a desert.}'' |
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| + | '''RED''':Woah. It's different out here. It's 103 degrees. I should take off my moustache. | ||
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| + | ''{Green runs up to him with a bandages around his stomach.}'' | ||
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| + | '''GREEN''':Hey thanks for THE STAB! | ||
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| + | '''RED'''Oh right. Sorry about that. I've never done anything like that before. | ||
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| + | '''GREEN''':Well i'm glad your first time was so rewarding. Now can I at least come? | ||
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| + | '''RED'''Sure. | ||
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| + | '''GREEN''':Okay. | ||
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| + | ''{They start walking past palm trees and stuff. They stop at a red palmed tree.}'' | ||
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| + | '''RED''':Beatiful color. | ||
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| + | '''GREEN''':I don't wanna look at that horid color. | ||
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| + | '''VOICE''':Humm... | ||
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| + | '''RED'''Whadacraps? | ||
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| + | ''{They walk a bit more to see Yellow,Pink,Black and a purple clothed guy with a spear, a moustache, a purple guitar and black hair.}'' | ||
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| + | '''RED''':Uhh...what are you guys doin' here? | ||
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| + | '''BLACK''':Oh great. It's crazy. | ||
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| + | '''RED''':Shut up. | ||
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| + | '''PURPLE CLOTHED GUY''':''{Singing}'' HIIII!!! | ||
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| + | ''{He plays some guitar.}'' | ||
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| + | '''PURPLE''':I'M PURPLE! I'M PURPLE! OOOHHH!!! | ||
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| + | ''{He plays a wicked solo.}'' | ||
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| + | '''GREEN''':That was pretty good Purple. Now what are you guys doing here? | ||
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| + | '''PINK''':Going our separate ways. I wanna go to outer space. It's gonna be faboulous! | ||
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| + | ''{He gets in a pink rocket ship and turns on YMCA. He blasts off.}'' | ||
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| + | '''BLACK''':I'm going to King Sammer to claim my worthyness of the treasure! It's black gold. | ||
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| + | '''RED''':Umm...Eddie Murphy? | ||
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| + | '''BLACK''':NO! Oil. | ||
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| + | ''{He gets in a cool black car with spinners and turns on "sodierboy" and drives off.}'' | ||
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| + | '''YELLOW''':I'm going to find Merlee in her mansion. Then i'm gonna have a PARTY! There. | ||
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| + | ''{He gets in an old yellow car and starts driving away.}'' | ||
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| + | '''PURPLE''':I'M GONNA GO TO... | ||
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| + | ''{Back up singers come.}'' | ||
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| + | '''BACKUP 1 PLAYED BY NEIL FLYNN''':I'M GONNA GO TO... | ||
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| + | '''BACK UP 2''':I'M GONNA GO TO... | ||
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| + | ''':PURPLE''': | ||
Revision as of 14:32, 13 October 2007
{We start at Red in front of Black's house with the burning black shirts from the last email. Black is behind his black shirt stand staring at the shirts.}
BLACK:You're insane! WHY CAN'T YOU MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY AND LET THEM WEAR WHAT THEY WANT!!
RED:Because-um...what am I doing? I should go beyond this area. I've lived in Impasse since 19?8, and I barely leave! I should go to the desert that's up ahead!
BLACK:SURE! JUST GET OUT PHYSCOPATH!
{Cut to Red in Green's house talking to Green.}
RED:Let me through Green face!
GREEN:Really!?
RED:Yes.
GREEN:After you got me stuffed up a chimney and shot out?
{Red stabs Green in the gut with his spear and puts it in the switch. Cut to outside. A green bridge appears. Red walks out and goes across the bridge to see a desert.}
RED:Woah. It's different out here. It's 103 degrees. I should take off my moustache.
{Green runs up to him with a bandages around his stomach.}
GREEN:Hey thanks for THE STAB!
REDOh right. Sorry about that. I've never done anything like that before.
GREEN:Well i'm glad your first time was so rewarding. Now can I at least come?
REDSure.
GREEN:Okay.
{They start walking past palm trees and stuff. They stop at a red palmed tree.}
RED:Beatiful color.
GREEN:I don't wanna look at that horid color.
VOICE:Humm...
REDWhadacraps?
{They walk a bit more to see Yellow,Pink,Black and a purple clothed guy with a spear, a moustache, a purple guitar and black hair.}
RED:Uhh...what are you guys doin' here?
BLACK:Oh great. It's crazy.
RED:Shut up.
PURPLE CLOTHED GUY:{Singing} HIIII!!!
{He plays some guitar.}
PURPLE:I'M PURPLE! I'M PURPLE! OOOHHH!!!
{He plays a wicked solo.}
GREEN:That was pretty good Purple. Now what are you guys doing here?
PINK:Going our separate ways. I wanna go to outer space. It's gonna be faboulous!
{He gets in a pink rocket ship and turns on YMCA. He blasts off.}
BLACK:I'm going to King Sammer to claim my worthyness of the treasure! It's black gold.
RED:Umm...Eddie Murphy?
BLACK:NO! Oil.
{He gets in a cool black car with spinners and turns on "sodierboy" and drives off.}
YELLOW:I'm going to find Merlee in her mansion. Then i'm gonna have a PARTY! There.
{He gets in an old yellow car and starts driving away.}
PURPLE:I'M GONNA GO TO...
{Back up singers come.}
BACKUP 1 PLAYED BY NEIL FLYNN:I'M GONNA GO TO...
BACK UP 2:I'M GONNA GO TO...
:PURPLE:
