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==AIRSTAR EMAIL NUMBER 43 UNCENSORED SCENE==
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==Airstar Email 43 Uncensored Scene==
''{Cut to Airstar and Schoolstar in the computer room in modern times.}''
''{Cut to Airstar and Schoolstar in the computer room in modern times.}''
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'''AIRSTAR''':What an idiot. Roll the tape, PLEASE.
'''AIRSTAR''':What an idiot. Roll the tape, PLEASE.
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==Email 33 Uncensored Scene==
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Cut to Airstar warping right next to Jesus eating his last supper.}''
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'''AIRSTAR''':Hey! Aren't you my carpenter?
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'''JESUS''':Yeah, you can't even remember my name you stupid bitch!
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'''LEONARDO DAVINCI''':''{Offscreen}'' Pose!
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''{All of the people at the table pose for the painting. The genie comes down to Airstar.}''
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==Uncensored Scene from Email 71==
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''{Cut to Schoolstar talking to The Cheat in Strong Bad's computer room.}''
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'''SCHOOLSTAR''':The Squeak, I need you to be my lawyer.
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'''THE CHEAT''':Mehna meh meh mehna meh meh!
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'''SCHOOLSTAR''':Fine, I won't call you The Squeak.
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'''THE CHEAT''':Meh meh!
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'''SCHOOLSTAR''':Sweet. So, is there any legal standpoint about this?
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'''THE CHEAT''':Meh, meh mehna mehma meh mehnameh meh, "Meh meht mehna mehna mehmeh meh".
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'''SCHOOLSTAR''':Oh. So it states clearly in FCUSA law that you cannot give a minor wine if you are not their parent or legal guardian, unless you got written permission from the parent? Oh, shit.
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==Uncensored scenes from email==
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''{Homestar sits on the bed. He gets pushed off by nothing.}''
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'''DAVE''':What the HELL?
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'''HOMESTAR''':I felt him!
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'''DAVE''':Wow, that is somethin'.
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''{Walking noises are heard. Cut to another scene in the Blimp control room.}''
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''{Dave goes over to the chair. He gets picked up and thrown out the blimp window.}''
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'''DAVE''':''{Offscreen}'' HOLY SHiiiiiiiiT!
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'''HOMESTAR''':OH MY GOD!!

Current revision as of 21:34, 15 August 2008

Contents

Airstar Email 43 Uncensored Scene

{Cut to Airstar and Schoolstar in the computer room in modern times.}

SCHOOLSTAR:Why did he yell "witness?"

AIRSTAR:Why did the boy cry "wolf?" Heh heh heh.

{Schoolstar stares at him.}

AIRSTAR:God damnit!

{The Kodak Easyshare ad rolls up to him.}

AIRSTAR:Go away, Easyshare ad. Nobody likes you!

{He rolls away.}

AIRSTAR:What an idiot. Roll the tape, PLEASE.

Email 33 Uncensored Scene

Cut to Airstar warping right next to Jesus eating his last supper.}

AIRSTAR:Hey! Aren't you my carpenter?

JESUS:Yeah, you can't even remember my name you stupid bitch!

LEONARDO DAVINCI:{Offscreen} Pose!

{All of the people at the table pose for the painting. The genie comes down to Airstar.}

Uncensored Scene from Email 71

{Cut to Schoolstar talking to The Cheat in Strong Bad's computer room.}

SCHOOLSTAR:The Squeak, I need you to be my lawyer.

THE CHEAT:Mehna meh meh mehna meh meh!

SCHOOLSTAR:Fine, I won't call you The Squeak.

THE CHEAT:Meh meh!

SCHOOLSTAR:Sweet. So, is there any legal standpoint about this?

THE CHEAT:Meh, meh mehna mehma meh mehnameh meh, "Meh meht mehna mehna mehmeh meh".

SCHOOLSTAR:Oh. So it states clearly in FCUSA law that you cannot give a minor wine if you are not their parent or legal guardian, unless you got written permission from the parent? Oh, shit.

Uncensored scenes from email

{Homestar sits on the bed. He gets pushed off by nothing.}

DAVE:What the HELL?

HOMESTAR:I felt him!

DAVE:Wow, that is somethin'.

{Walking noises are heard. Cut to another scene in the Blimp control room.}

{Dave goes over to the chair. He gets picked up and thrown out the blimp window.}

DAVE:{Offscreen} HOLY SHiiiiiiiiT!

HOMESTAR:OH MY GOD!!

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