Crime Scene

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CRIME SCENE

A body lays in the middle of the stage. Several detectives are investigating.

Detective 1 (Jimmy) is outlinig the body in chalk

Detective 2 is taking pictures

Detective 3 is taking notes

Detective 4 is calling it in

DECTECTIVE 4 Looks like it's a homocide. Someone definitely push her off the roof.

DETECTIVE 1 It really makes it so difficult to chalk her when her brains are splattered all the way across the street.

DECTECTIVE 2 Not only that, but it looks like the perp had his way here right before he pushed her over off the roof.

DETECTIVE 3 Twenty three years on the beat and I don't think I'll ever get used to this. Well, what are gonna do?

The Captain enters.

CAPTAIN Hey guys. I brought doughnuts. Jimmy, I'm sorry. They were out of Boston Creme.

JIMMY What? Nooo!!! Sonova bitch!

DECTECTIVE 4 Hey look at this. Looks like he slit her neck just before he tossed her off the roof.

CAPTAIN Yup, typical modis opperendi of this kind of rapist slash killer. Hey did any of you catch the Pistons Nicks game last night? DETECTIVE 1 No, I was pulling a double last night. How'd we do?

CAPTAIN We lost. Pistons kicked our ass 102 to 135.

DECTECTIVE 4 No, No! Why? How could this happen?