The Fly Intervention

From Ucbgwinn600

A guy and a girl are watching a movie...The Fly.

Guy

Yes. Yes. (jumping out of seat) NO. Don't go in there, thats the fly. Godammit!

(a beat)

I'm sorry I keep putting it on when you come over.

Girl

(sic)If I have to watch that movie one more time I swear...

(enter Jeff Goldblum)

Jeff Goldblum

Hello, I'm Jeff Goldblum. Your girlfriend has asked me to come here, she thinks "The Fly" is dominating your lifeI and you need help. She has organized this intervention

Guy

Holy shit. You don't know how good it feels to see you back in your true form.

Jeff Goldblum

It's a movie, it isn't real don't you see that.

(enter David Cronenberg)

(enter Vincent Price Jr.) speaks of his father coming to hom in a dream, tells Guy he is obsessed with "the Fly" and more importantly his father says the original is better. possible discussion if Vincent Price (senior) is gay (callback to batman sketch), also possible discussion of old and new fly.

(enter Daphne Zunigafly)