The Fly Intervention

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A guy and a girl are watching a movie...The Fly.

Guy

Yes. Yes. (jumping out of seat) NO. Don't go in there, thats the fly. Godammit!

(a beat)

I'm sorry I keep putting it on when you come over.

Girl

(sic)If I have to watch that movie one more time I swear...

(enter Jeff Goldblum)

Jeff Goldblum

Hello, I'm Jeff Goldblum. I'm here to do, to do an intervention.

Guy

Holy shit. You don't know how good it feels to see you back in your true form.

Jeff Goldblum

It's a movie, it isn't real don't you see that.

(enter David Cronenberg)

(enter Vincent Price Jr.)

(enter Daphne Zunigafly)