The Fly Intervention
From Ucbgwinn600
A guy and a girl are watching a movie...The Fly.
Guy
Yes. Yes. (jumping out of seat) NO. Don't go in there, thats the fly. Godammit!
(a beat)
I'm sorry I keep putting it on when you come over.
Girl
(sic)If I have to watch that movie one more time I swear...
(enter Jeff Goldblum)
Jeff Goldblum
Hello, I'm Jeff Goldblum. I'm here to do, to do an intervention.
Guy
Holy shit. You don't know how good it feels to see you back in your true form.
Jeff Goldblum
It's a movie, it isn't real don't you see that.
(enter David Cronenberg)
(enter Vincent Price Jr.)
(enter Daphne Zunigafly)