Cut Finger Sketch

From Ucbgwinn600

(Julia cuts/burns herself)

Daughter: Ow! Ow! Ow! Help me.

Brother: EWWWW! Gross! Gross!

Dad: It’s 3 o’clock in the morning what Oh my god! AHHHH!

Mom: I send you down to check on this and oh my god! AHHHH! (Vomits 3x)

Little Brother: HOLY SHIT! (climbs up wall)

Neighbor: I couldn’t help but hear the noise from next door. Good heavens. (puts pistol in mouth fires)

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Variations on suicide

All the while, screaming in disgust......

Searches for kitchen knife to slice wrists, tries several unsuccessfully before finally working.

Mixes poisons (maybe uses a recipe book)

Turns gas up on stove, sticks head in (or microwave)

Jumps out of window

Wets finger, electrocutes himself in outlet

Ties noose, hangs himself

Shoots up and OD’s.

Hari kari (Samurai)

Self-human sacrifice (to the Gods)

Douses himself with gasoline (lighter fluid), set himself ablaze

Fills kitchen sink up with water, drowns himself

Chainsaw

People come to house: Police: “What’s all this commotion’? Girl Scout: “Would you like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies”? Jehovah Witness Con Ed UPS Delivery Census Taker Open House Neighbor to borrow sugar Dog walker

Notes and questions

What is she doing at 3 o'clock in the morning where she gets hurt? Is the burn/cut actually disgusting or just a pin prick? What else does this say about the modern American Family?