Cut Finger Sketch
From Ucbgwinn600
GIRL
Ow oh, chris oh
CHRIS
Jeez, sis you'll wake every one up! You aresuch a sissy ... eww eww eww aww ugh I yuck Don’t…cover…cover cover it up! You’re making me ill [becomes catalectic]
DAD
What is going on it’s three o’clock in the morning
GIRL
I got burned
DAD
She got burned its fine just calm..Oh my god! Jesus mary and Joseph
MOM
I send you down to check on the children you end up making more noise what are you yelling about
GIRL
I burned myself
( MOM vomits 3x)
BABY
What AHH AHH AHHH
CHRIS
Cover it up! Cover it up! [covers his eyes and backs toward rear wall. Eventually, blood flows from covered eyes and he collapses.]
DAD
Cover your eyes
NEIGHBOR
I couldn’t help hearing all the raquet from next door
GIRL
I burned myself
NEIGHBOR
Holy mother of jesus, ahhh (puts pistol in mouth fires)
[edit] Variations on suicide
All the while, screaming in disgust......
Searches for kitchen knife to slice wrists, tries several unsuccessfully before finally working.
Mixes poisons (maybe uses a recipe book)
Turns gas up on stove, sticks head in (or microwave)
Jumps out of window
Wets finger, electrocutes himself in outlet
Ties noose, hangs himself
Shoots up and OD’s.
Hari kari (Samurai)
Self-human sacrifice (to the Gods)
Douses himself with gasoline (lighter fluid), set himself ablaze
Fills kitchen sink up with water, drowns himself
Chainsaw
People come to house:
Police: “What’s all this commotion’?
Girl Scout: “Would you like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies”?
Jehovah Witness
Con Ed
UPS Delivery
Census Taker
Open House
Neighbor to borrow sugar
Dog walker
[edit] Notes and questions
What is she doing at 3 o'clock in the morning where she gets hurt?
It doesn't have to be 3AM but if it were, she could have just gotten up in the middle of the night as everyone else in the house does and it would be funny to see everyone enter the house at that time. like what's a Girl Scout doing selling cookies at 3AM. Oh the hilarity....
Is the burn/cut actually disgusting or just a pin prick?
Definitely just a pin prick or small paper cut.
What else does this say about the modern American Family?
