Cut Finger Sketch

From Ucbgwinn600

(Julia cuts/burns herself)

Daughter: Ow! Ow! Ow! Help me.

Brother: EWWWW! Gross! Gross!

Dad: It’s 3 o’clock in the morning what Oh my god! AHHHH!

Mom: I send you down to check on this and oh my god! AHHHH! (Vomits 3x)

Little Brother: HOLY SHIT! (climbs up wall)

Neighbor: I couldn’t help but hear the noise from next door. Good heavens. (puts pistol in mouth fires)

Variations on suicide

All the while, screaming in disgust......

Searches for kitchen knife to slice wrists, tries several unsuccessfully before finally working.

Mixes poisons (maybe uses a recipe book)

Turns gas up on stove, sticks head in (or microwave)

Jumps out of window

Wets finger, electrocutes himself in outlet

Ties noose, hangs himself

Shoots up and OD’s.

Hari kari (Samurai)

Self-human sacrifice (to the Gods)

Douses himself with gasoline (lighter fluid), set himself ablaze

Fills kitchen sink up with water, drowns himself

Chainsaw

People come to house: Police: “What’s all this commotion’? Girl Scout: “Would you like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies”? Jehovah Witness Con Ed UPS Delivery Census Taker Open House Neighbor to borrow sugar Dog walker

Notes and questions

What is she doing at 3 o'clock in the morning where she gets hurt?

It doesn't have to be 3AM but if it were, she could have just gotten up in the middle of the night as everyone else in the house does and it would be funny to see everyone enter the house at that time. like what's a Girl Scout doing selling cookies at 3AM. Oh the hilarity....

Is the burn/cut actually disgusting or just a pin prick?

Definitely just a pin prick or small paper cut.

What else does this say about the modern American Family?