Crime Scene

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Hey guys. I brought doughnuts. Jimmy, I'm sorry. They were out of Boston Creme.  
Hey guys. I brought doughnuts. Jimmy, I'm sorry. They were out of Boston Creme.  
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JIMMY  
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DETECTIVE JIMMY  
What? Nooo!!! Sonova bitch!  
What? Nooo!!! Sonova bitch!  
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DECTECTIVE 4
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PATROLMAN
Hey look at this. Looks like he slit her neck just before he tossed her off the roof.  
Hey look at this. Looks like he slit her neck just before he tossed her off the roof.  
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CAPTAIN  
CAPTAIN  
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Yup, typical modis opperendi of this kind of rapist slash killer. Hey did any of you catch the Pistons Nicks game last night?  
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Yup, typical modis opperendi of this kind of rapist slash killer. Hey did any of you catch the Knicks Raptors game last night?  
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                         DETECTIVE 1
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                         DETECTIVE JIMMY
No, I was pulling a double last night. How'd we do?  
No, I was pulling a double last night. How'd we do?  
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CAPTAIN  
CAPTAIN  
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We lost. Pistons kicked our ass 102 to 135.  
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We lost. Toronto kicked our ass 111 to 58.  
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DECTECTIVE 4
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PATROLMAN
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No, No! Why? How could this happen?  
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No, No! Why? How could this happen? What is Larry Brown doing.
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DETECTIVE 3
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                      CAPTIAN
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    When I get my hands on that Isiah Thomas.
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Check this out. This sicko carved a pentogram into her forehead.  
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FORENSIC DETECTIVE
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Hey, skip, check this out. This sicko carved a pentogram into her forehead.  
JIMMY  
JIMMY  
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CAPTAIN  
CAPTAIN  
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Hey by the way, Sanchez, I spoke to the Cheif and unfortunatelly I can't give you off Friday.  
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Hey by the way, Sanchez, I spoke to the guys at police plaza and unfortunatelly I can't give you off Friday.  
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SANCHEZ  
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(throws up)
(throws up)
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DETECTIVE JIMMY  
Easy, Sanchez. We still need to get some more pictures.  
Easy, Sanchez. We still need to get some more pictures.  

Revision as of 06:25, 28 March 2006

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CRIME SCENE Spotlight on a dead body. Lights up and a crime scene is unfolding. Cops unrolling yellow tape, a chalk outline being drawn, photos being taken, evidence bagged, several detectives are investigating.

Detective Jimmy is at the body

Detective Sanchez is typing on his blackberry

Forensic Detective is obtaining samples

Patrolman is calling it in while perfoming a routine canvass

PATROLMAN

Looks like it's a homocide. Someone definitely push her off the roof.

DETECTIVE JIMMY

It really makes it so difficult to chalk her when her brains are splattered all the way across the street.

DECTECTIVE SANCHEZ

Not only that, but it looks like the perp had his way here right before he pushed her over off the roof.

FORENSIC DETECTIVE

Twenty three years on the beat and I don't think I'll ever get used to this. Well, what are gonna do?


The Captain enters.


CAPTAIN

Hey guys. I brought doughnuts. Jimmy, I'm sorry. They were out of Boston Creme.

DETECTIVE JIMMY

What? Nooo!!! Sonova bitch!

PATROLMAN

Hey look at this. Looks like he slit her neck just before he tossed her off the roof.

CAPTAIN

Yup, typical modis opperendi of this kind of rapist slash killer. Hey did any of you catch the Knicks Raptors game last night?

                       DETECTIVE JIMMY

No, I was pulling a double last night. How'd we do?

CAPTAIN

We lost. Toronto kicked our ass 111 to 58.

PATROLMAN

No, No! Why? How could this happen? What is Larry Brown doing.

                      CAPTIAN
      
   When I get my hands on that Isiah Thomas.

FORENSIC DETECTIVE

Hey, skip, check this out. This sicko carved a pentogram into her forehead.

JIMMY

Wonder if he did that before or after he raped her.

CAPTAIN

Hey by the way, Sanchez, I spoke to the guys at police plaza and unfortunatelly I can't give you off Friday.

SANCHEZ

C'mon that's bullshit! I put in for that weeks ago! Why? Whyyyyyy? (throws up)

DETECTIVE JIMMY

Easy, Sanchez. We still need to get some more pictures.

Sanchez start to photograph the body but the camera gets jammed.

SANCHEZ

Jesus effin Christ! Why? Why now. Not my camera!

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