The Fly Intervention
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'''Girl''' | '''Girl''' | ||
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(sic)If I have to watch that movie one more time I swear... | (sic)If I have to watch that movie one more time I swear... | ||
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'''Jeff Goldblum''' | '''Jeff Goldblum''' | ||
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Hello, I'm Jeff Goldblum. I'm here to do, to do an intervention. | Hello, I'm Jeff Goldblum. I'm here to do, to do an intervention. | ||
'''Guy''' | '''Guy''' | ||
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Holy shit. You don't know how good it feels to see you back in your true form. | Holy shit. You don't know how good it feels to see you back in your true form. | ||
'''Jeff Goldblum''' | '''Jeff Goldblum''' | ||
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It's a movie, it isn't real don't you see that. | It's a movie, it isn't real don't you see that. | ||
| - | (enter David Cronenberg) | + | (enter '''David Cronenberg''') |
| - | (enter Vincent Price Jr.) | + | (enter '''Vincent Price Jr.''') |
| - | (enter Daphne Zunigafly) | + | (enter '''Daphne Zunigafly''') |
Revision as of 08:17, 8 March 2006
A guy and a girl are watching a movie...The Fly.
Guy
Yes. Yes. (jumping out of seat) NO. Don't go in there, thats the fly. Godammit!
(a beat)
I'm sorry I keep putting it on when you come over.
Girl
(sic)If I have to watch that movie one more time I swear...
(enter Jeff Goldblum)
Jeff Goldblum
Hello, I'm Jeff Goldblum. I'm here to do, to do an intervention.
Guy
Holy shit. You don't know how good it feels to see you back in your true form.
Jeff Goldblum
It's a movie, it isn't real don't you see that.
(enter David Cronenberg)
(enter Vincent Price Jr.)
(enter Daphne Zunigafly)
