The Fly Intervention

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	'''Girl'''		'''Girl'''
		+	(sic)If I have to watch that movie one more time I swear...
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		+	(enter Jeff Goldblum)
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		+	'''Jeff Goldblum'''
		+	Hello, I'm Jeff Goldblum. I'm here to do, to do an intervention.
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		+	'''Guy'''
		+	Holy shit. You don't know how good it feels to see you back in your true form.
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		+	'''Jeff Goldblum'''
		+	It's a movie, it isn't real don't you see that.
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		+	(enter David Cronenberg)
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		+	(enter Vincent Price Jr.)
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		+	(enter Daphne Zunigafly)

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A guy and a girl are watching a movie...The Fly.

Guy

Yes. Yes. (jumping out of seat) NO. Don't go in there, thats the fly. Godammit!

(a beat)

I'm sorry I keep putting it on when you come over.

Girl (sic)If I have to watch that movie one more time I swear...

(enter Jeff Goldblum)

Jeff Goldblum Hello, I'm Jeff Goldblum. I'm here to do, to do an intervention.

Guy Holy shit. You don't know how good it feels to see you back in your true form.

Jeff Goldblum It's a movie, it isn't real don't you see that.

(enter David Cronenberg)

(enter Vincent Price Jr.)

(enter Daphne Zunigafly)