Cut Finger Sketch
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(Julia cuts/burns herself) | (Julia cuts/burns herself) | ||
| - | Daughter: Ow! Ow! Ow! | + | Daughter: Ow! Ow! Ow! Help me. |
| - | Brother | + | Brother: EWWWW! Gross! Gross! |
| - | Dad: | + | Dad: It’s 3 o’clock in the morning what Oh my god! AHHHH! |
Mom: I send you down to check on this and oh my god! AHHHH! (Vomits 3x) | Mom: I send you down to check on this and oh my god! AHHHH! (Vomits 3x) | ||
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Neighbor to borrow sugar | Neighbor to borrow sugar | ||
Dog walker</nowiki> | Dog walker</nowiki> | ||
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| + | == Notes and questions == | ||
| + | What is she doing at 3 o'clock in the morning where she gets hurt? | ||
| + | Is the burn/cut actually disgusting or just a pin prick? | ||
| + | What else does this say about the modern American Family? | ||
Revision as of 00:44, 2 March 2006
(Julia cuts/burns herself)
Daughter: Ow! Ow! Ow! Help me.
Brother: EWWWW! Gross! Gross!
Dad: It’s 3 o’clock in the morning what Oh my god! AHHHH!
Mom: I send you down to check on this and oh my god! AHHHH! (Vomits 3x)
Little Brother: HOLY SHIT! (climbs up wall)
Neighbor: I couldn’t help but hear the noise from next door. Good heavens. (puts pistol in mouth fires)
Variations on suicide
All the while, screaming in disgust......
Searches for kitchen knife to slice wrists, tries several unsuccessfully before finally working.
Mixes poisons (maybe uses a recipe book)
Turns gas up on stove, sticks head in (or microwave)
Jumps out of window
Wets finger, electrocutes himself in outlet
Ties noose, hangs himself
Shoots up and OD’s.
Hari kari (Samurai)
Self-human sacrifice (to the Gods)
Douses himself with gasoline (lighter fluid), set himself ablaze
Fills kitchen sink up with water, drowns himself
Chainsaw
People come to house:
Police: “What’s all this commotion’?
Girl Scout: “Would you like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies”?
Jehovah Witness
Con Ed
UPS Delivery
Census Taker
Open House
Neighbor to borrow sugar
Dog walker
Notes and questions
What is she doing at 3 o'clock in the morning where she gets hurt? Is the burn/cut actually disgusting or just a pin prick? What else does this say about the modern American Family?
