Cut Finger Sketch
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I couldn’t help but hear the commotioin from next door. Good heavens. (puts pistol in mouth fires) | I couldn’t help but hear the commotioin from next door. Good heavens. (puts pistol in mouth fires) | ||
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| + | All the while, screaming in disgust...... | ||
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| + | Searches for kitchen knife to slice wrists, tries several unsuccessfully before finally working. | ||
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| + | Mixes poisons (maybe uses a recipe book) | ||
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| + | Turns gas up on stove, sticks head in (or microwave) | ||
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| + | Jumps out of window | ||
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| + | Wets finger, electrocutes himself in outlet | ||
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| + | Ties noose, hangs himself | ||
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| + | Shoots up and OD’s. | ||
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| + | Hari kari (Samurai) | ||
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| + | Self-human sacrifice (to the Gods) | ||
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| + | Douses himself with gasoline (lighter fluid), set himself ablaze | ||
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| + | Fills kitchen sink up with water, drowns himself | ||
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| + | Chainsaw | ||
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| + | <nowiki>People come to house: | ||
| + | Police: “What’s all this commotion’? | ||
| + | Girl Scout: “Would you like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies”? | ||
| + | Jehovah Witness | ||
| + | Con Ed | ||
| + | UPS Delivery | ||
| + | Census Taker | ||
| + | Open House | ||
| + | Neighbor to borrow sugar | ||
| + | Dog walker</nowiki> | ||
Revision as of 23:04, 1 March 2006
Julia cuts herself
Julia
Ow! Ow! Ow! John help me.
John
EWWWW! Gross! Gross!
Barry
John, Julia, it’s 3 o’clock in the morning what Oh my god! AHHHH!
Jamie
I send you down to check on this and oh my god! AHHHH! (Vomits 3x)
Mo
HOLY SHIT! (climbs up wall)
Dave
I couldn’t help but hear the commotioin from next door. Good heavens. (puts pistol in mouth fires)
Variations
All the while, screaming in disgust......
Searches for kitchen knife to slice wrists, tries several unsuccessfully before finally working.
Mixes poisons (maybe uses a recipe book)
Turns gas up on stove, sticks head in (or microwave)
Jumps out of window
Wets finger, electrocutes himself in outlet
Ties noose, hangs himself
Shoots up and OD’s.
Hari kari (Samurai)
Self-human sacrifice (to the Gods)
Douses himself with gasoline (lighter fluid), set himself ablaze
Fills kitchen sink up with water, drowns himself
Chainsaw
People come to house:
Police: “What’s all this commotion’?
Girl Scout: “Would you like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies”?
Jehovah Witness
Con Ed
UPS Delivery
Census Taker
Open House
Neighbor to borrow sugar
Dog walker
