Cut Finger Sketch

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-	(Julia cuts/burns herself)	+	Girl
		+	Ow oh, chris oh
-	Daughter: Ow! Ow! Ow! Help me.	+	Chris
		+	Eww eww eww aww ugh I yuck Don’t…cover…cover cover it up! You’re making me ill
-	Brother: EWWWW! Gross! Gross!	+	Dad
		+	What is going on it’s three o’clock in the morning
-	Dad: It’s 3 o’clock in the morning what Oh my god! AHHHH!	+	Girl
		+	I got burned
-	Mom: I send you down to check on this and oh my god! AHHHH! (Vomits 3x)	+	Dad
		+	She got burned its fine just calm..Oh my god! Jesus mary and Joseph
-	Little Brother: HOLY SHIT! (climbs up wall)	+	Mom
		+	I send you down to check on the children you end up making more noise what are you yelling about
-	Neighbor: I couldn’t help but hear the noise from next door. Good heavens. (puts pistol in mouth fires)	+	Girl
		+	I burned myself
		+	(vomits 3x)
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		+	Baby
		+	What AHH AHH AHHH
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		+	Chris
		+	Cover it up! Cover it up!
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		+	Dad
		+	Cover your eyes
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		+	Neighbor
		+	I couldn’t help hearing all the raquet from next door
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		+	Girl
		+	I burned myself
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		+	Neighbor
		+	Holy mother of jesus, ahhh (puts pistol in mouth fires)
	==Variations on suicide ==		==Variations on suicide ==

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Girl Ow oh, chris oh

Chris Eww eww eww aww ugh I yuck Don’t…cover…cover cover it up! You’re making me ill

Dad What is going on it’s three o’clock in the morning

Girl I got burned

Dad She got burned its fine just calm..Oh my god! Jesus mary and Joseph

Mom I send you down to check on the children you end up making more noise what are you yelling about

Girl I burned myself

(vomits 3x)

Baby What AHH AHH AHHH

Chris Cover it up! Cover it up!

Dad Cover your eyes

Neighbor I couldn’t help hearing all the raquet from next door

Girl I burned myself

Neighbor Holy mother of jesus, ahhh (puts pistol in mouth fires)

Variations on suicide

All the while, screaming in disgust......

Searches for kitchen knife to slice wrists, tries several unsuccessfully before finally working.

Mixes poisons (maybe uses a recipe book)

Turns gas up on stove, sticks head in (or microwave)

Jumps out of window

Wets finger, electrocutes himself in outlet

Ties noose, hangs himself

Shoots up and OD’s.

Hari kari (Samurai)

Self-human sacrifice (to the Gods)

Douses himself with gasoline (lighter fluid), set himself ablaze

Fills kitchen sink up with water, drowns himself

Chainsaw

People come to house: Police: “What’s all this commotion’? Girl Scout: “Would you like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies”? Jehovah Witness Con Ed UPS Delivery Census Taker Open House Neighbor to borrow sugar Dog walker

Notes and questions

What is she doing at 3 o'clock in the morning where she gets hurt?

It doesn't have to be 3AM but if it were, she could have just gotten up in the middle of the night as everyone else in the house does and it would be funny to see everyone enter the house at that time. like what's a Girl Scout doing selling cookies at 3AM. Oh the hilarity....

Is the burn/cut actually disgusting or just a pin prick?

Definitely just a pin prick or small paper cut.

What else does this say about the modern American Family?