Editing Cut Finger Sketch

(Julia cuts/burns herself)

Daughter: Ow! Ow! Ow! Help me.

Brother: EWWWW! Gross! Gross!

Dad: It’s 3 o’clock in the morning what Oh my god! AHHHH!

Mom: I send you down to check on this and oh my god! AHHHH! (Vomits 3x)

Little Brother: HOLY SHIT! (climbs up wall)

Neighbor: I couldn’t help but hear the noise from next door. Good heavens. (puts pistol in mouth fires)


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Variations on suicide


All the while, screaming in disgust......

Searches for kitchen knife to slice wrists, tries several unsuccessfully before finally working. 

Mixes poisons (maybe uses a recipe book)

Turns gas up on stove, sticks head in (or microwave)

Jumps out of window

Wets finger, electrocutes himself in outlet

Ties noose, hangs himself

Shoots up and OD’s. 

Hari kari (Samurai)

Self-human sacrifice (to the Gods)

Douses himself with gasoline (lighter fluid), set himself ablaze

Fills kitchen sink up with water, drowns himself

Chainsaw 


<nowiki>People come to house: 
Police: “What’s all this commotion’?
Girl Scout: “Would you like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies”?
Jehovah Witness
Con Ed
UPS Delivery
Census Taker
Open House
Neighbor to borrow sugar
Dog walker</nowiki>

== Notes and questions ==
What is she doing at 3 o'clock in the morning where she gets hurt?
Is the burn/cut actually disgusting or just a pin prick?
What else does this say about the modern American Family?
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-GIRL
+(Julia cuts/burns herself)
-Ow oh, chris oh
+Daughter: Ow! Ow! Ow! Help me.
-CHRIS
+Brother: EWWWW! Gross! Gross!
-Jeez, sis you'll wake every one up!  You aresuch a sissy ... eww eww eww aww ugh I yuck Don’t…cover…cover cover it up! You’re making me ill [becomes catalectic]
+Dad: It’s 3 o’clock in the morning what Oh my god! AHHHH!
-DAD
+Mom: I send you down to check on this and oh my god! AHHHH! (Vomits 3x)
-What is going on it’s three o’clock in the morning
+Little Brother: HOLY SHIT! (climbs up wall)
-GIRL
+Neighbor: I couldn’t help but hear the noise from next door. Good heavens. (puts pistol in mouth fires)
-I got burned
-DAD
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+Variations on suicide
-She got burned its fine just calm..Oh my god! Jesus mary and Joseph
-MOM
-I send you down to check on the children you end up making more noise what are you yelling about
-GIRL
-I burned myself
-( MOM vomits 3x)
-BABY
-What AHH AHH AHHH
-CHRIS
-Cover it up! Cover it up! [covers his eyes and backs toward rear wall.  Eventually, blood flows from covered eyes and he collapses.]
-DAD
-Cover your eyes
-NEIGHBOR
-I couldn’t help hearing all the raquet from next door
-GIRL
-I burned myself
-NEIGHBOR
-Holy mother of jesus, ahhh (puts pistol in mouth fires)
-==Variations on suicide ==
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 == Notes and questions ==
-''What is she doing at 3 o'clock in the morning where she gets hurt?''
+What is she doing at 3 o'clock in the morning where she gets hurt?
+Is the burn/cut actually disgusting or just a pin prick?
-It doesn't have to be 3AM but if it were, she could have just gotten up in the middle of the night as everyone else in the house does and it would be funny to see everyone enter the house at that time. like what's a Girl Scout doing selling cookies at 3AM. Oh the hilarity....
+What else does this say about the modern American Family?
-''Is the burn/cut actually disgusting or just a pin prick?''
-Definitely just a pin prick or small paper cut.
-''What else does this say about the modern American Family?''