Editing Cut Finger Sketch

Julia cuts herself

Julia

Ow! Ow! Ow! John help me.

John

EWWWW! Gross! Gross!

Barry

John, Julia, it’s 3 o’clock in the morning what Oh my god! AHHHH!

Jamie

I send you down to check on this and oh my god! AHHHH! (Vomits 3x)

Mo

HOLY SHIT! (climbs up wall)

Dave

I couldn’t help but hear the commotioin from next door. Good heavens. (puts pistol in mouth fires)


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Variations


All the while, screaming in disgust......

Searches for kitchen knife to slice wrists, tries several unsuccessfully before finally working. 

Mixes poisons (maybe uses a recipe book)

Turns gas up on stove, sticks head in (or microwave)

Jumps out of window

Wets finger, electrocutes himself in outlet

Ties noose, hangs himself

Shoots up and OD’s. 

Hari kari (Samurai)

Self-human sacrifice (to the Gods)

Douses himself with gasoline (lighter fluid), set himself ablaze

Fills kitchen sink up with water, drowns himself

Chainsaw 


<nowiki>People come to house: 
Police: “What’s all this commotion’?
Girl Scout: “Would you like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies”?
Jehovah Witness
Con Ed
UPS Delivery
Census Taker
Open House
Neighbor to borrow sugar
Dog walker</nowiki>