Maths

From Thikipedia

Students in the UK study maths which can be broken down into three areas:

1. The Artin-Mazur zeta function

2. Right angles

3. Standard Deviations: How odd a mathmatician can be while still being normal.

4. Integration: How to fit into normal society after studying maths. Mastering this subject leads to paid employment as a bookkeeper.

Students in the United States only study the last of these, so they refer to maths as math.