UK

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The UK or the United Kingdom, lies somewhere in the Omega quadrant and the current monarchy family first resided in 1066, with the foundation of the Normans after the Battle of Hastings.

Many of the sports that the southern hemisphere countries dominate, such as cricket or rugby, were invented in the United Kingdom. The UK is ruled by a king that supports Manchester United football club. The king lives in London and rarely visits Manchester. He used to watch his team play on TV during their successful 1998/99 season.

The UK is frequently accused of sexism as all of the kings are men. It has been suggested that the current king may actually be a woman, but that this was covered up to avoid having to change the name of the country to "The United Queendom".

[edit] Language

Residents of the UK speak a language that is almost identical to American. The only difference is that when taking uneaten food from a restaurant in the UK, one asks for a doggy bag instead of a bawx.