Wikihood 2/eps/5
From The Wikihood
{Open to Eric and SS being bored to death on the chairs.}
STRONG SADER: HOW MUCH LONGER IS HE GOING TO BE?!
{Will comes into the room, looking older.}
WILL: Sorry for the wait, guys. I spent two years building the new computer, then building a time machine so I could come back and give it to you guys. I'll be in the basement for the next two years, so I will be Chwoka, Darlon, and Vanhock. Now...{hooks up the computer to the chair.}
COMPUTER: ERROR. NEW, UNNAMED ATTACHMENT.
WILL: Eric, where's the VR download disc or whatever?
ERIC: In the... old... exploded.... computer. Crap.
STRONG SADER: Lets just program a new enviroment and start again.
WILL: Program it from scratch? Ugh. That's even worse then building the computer. Let's get one. Eric, you can move your wrists, right?
ERIC: Unplug. Chairs. From. Wall. Outlet. Is that so hard to do? Geez...
STRONG SADER: Will, could you hurry it up? My wrists are beginning to develop a nasty rash.
Y2K: You know, I could overshadow the computer and program my own VR software, which, if I may add, I proofread for bugs every now & then.
WILL: Y2K, no. Just..no. I can't elaborate. But, Eric, the uh...the plug...won't it spark? Ah, what the heck. {unplugs the chairs}
ERIC: Great. With no power, {Breaks free from chair} the electric locks can be opened easily, without harming the chair.
{Strong Sader breaks the locks on his chair.}
STRONG SADER: No offence, Eric, but did you design the simulator to be this dangerous?
ERIC: It was a prototype of a machine that could entertain us on a rainy sunday night.
{Strong Sader ejects a disk from his helmet.}
STRONG SADER: It's a good thing I installed this. It saves a backup of the simulation through the helmet.
ERIC: Great but uh... 1st: The helmet is just like monitor + speakers + movement detector. 2nd: The helmet it'ns even thickly enough to fit a disk in. So I'll have to doubt that.
STRONG SADER: I planted a processor device on the back of it for just such an occurrence.
{Strong Sader points to a laptop sized device attached to the back of his helmet.}
STRONG SADER: It processed information from the computer, and saved the simulation every five minutes, so that if the simulation's coding was ever lost, we could replace it easily. Here, I'll show you.
{Strong Sader places the disk in the new computer and exact replica of the simulation's file comes up. Apoc appears.}
APOC: {grumbles} Why won't the Resistance hire?
STRONG SADER: What?
APOC: You. Nevermind. {slaps Strong Sader} Ok. {looks down} A peanut? {falls down to get it} Where'd it go?
{Strong Bad, Strong Mad walk onscreen.}
STRONG BAD: Who or what in the name of "holy crap" are you?
STRONG MAD: VISITORS!!!
{The Cheat makes a disgruntled sigh.}
STRONG SADER: What? Where did you guys come from?
ERIC: {Walks onscreen from left on the ceiling, still walking} ...maybe an infinite loop in the simulation... {Walks offscreen right, still on ceiling}
STRONG SADER: So... The simulation is leaking into the real world?
ERIC: {Walks onscreen from right, now on ground} I'm afraid it's the inverse of that.
STRONG BAD: What crap are you guys talking about?
STRONG SADER: You mean the explosion sucked us and some of the real world into the Simulation, which has now become its own unverse?
ERIC: Yes.
STRONG SADER: So your house has been sucked into the simulation? How are we going to log out?
STRONG BAD: What the crap are you morons talking about?
STRONG SADER: You don't exist, so shut up!
{Strong Bad disappears}
ERIC: What the.
STRONG SADER: That looked like a transdimensional jump. Not a very strong one, it probably only carried him about 50 yards away. But if we harness these jumps, maybe we can leap back into our home universe.
ERIC: Maybe he disappeared because of you denied his existance. Quick! Tell me I don't exist!
{Stinkoman K jumps in}
STINKOMAN K: You don't exist. {throws a pie in Strong Sader's face, then quickly leaves}
STRONG SADER: Shut up, Stinkoman K! You non-existant douchebag!
{Homestar, Strong Mad, Cheataze, and Stinkoman K all run in staring at Strong Sader}
ALL: Oooooohhh! Bust-eeed! {all leave}
ERIC: Strong Sader, tell me I don't exist. Now.
STINKOMAN K: {distant} ERIC, YOU DON'T EXIST!
STRONG SADER: SHUT UP! Eric, I'm sorry to inform you that you do not exist.
{Eric suddenly disappears with a pop. Cut to black space with geen 0's and 1's, Eric and Strong Bad are there.}
ERIC: Ooooookay?
{Strong Sader pops into existance in the black space.}
STRONG SADER: Sorry, Stinkoman K said that I didn't exist. Where are we anyway?
{Stinkoman K appears next to Strong Sader}
STINKOMAN K: Wah? Oh, yeah... Strong Sader called me a "non-existant—uhhh...bull honkey". {looks around} Seriously, where are we?
{Y2K teleports in.}
Y2K: No-one called me non-existant. I just wanted to see how strong my teleportation had become.
{He transforms into Denzel Crocker from Fairly Odd Parents.}
DENZEL: Aliens from outer space!
{He tranforms into Principal Pangborn from Rugrats: All Grown Up.}
PANGDORN: C'mon, ladies!
{He transforms into Naruto Uzomaki.}
NARUTO: My name's Naruto Uzomaki!
{He transforms back into Y2K.}
Y2K: Well, that was disturbing.
CHWILLHOCLON: Ok, guys, I'm weirded out.
{pan to Stinkoman K in shock on the floor}
STINKOMAN K: {raises hand} Me too.
CHWILLHOCLON: Ugh. So, Eric, what would happen if I were to do...THIS? {Chwillhoclon grabs a few number,s and cut back to the simulation, where all the Homestar characters (excluding Strong Bad) are. A portal opens.}
STRONG MAD: SHINY HOLE! SHINY HOLE!
THE CHEAT: Mehmeh! (AAAH!)
HOMESTAR: Ooooh. Look at the swirly cowors...{Homestar and Strong Mad walk through the portal.}
{cut to the real world. Will's body gets out of the chair, along with (other wiki user)}
WILL?: HOWY CWAP! I have-
OTHER WIKI USER?: ARMS?
HOMEWILL: No! HAIR!
{cut to the binary dimention. Chwillhoclon and other Wiki User fade away.}
CHWILLHOCLON: BRWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! {attempts to grab more numbers as he fades away, but stops.} Sorry. That probably was Darlon. ANYONE WANNA PLAY YAHTZEEEEEEE?
{cut to Will and (other wiki user) as ghosts in the real world.}
WILL: Hey! Who's that in my body?
{cut to the simulation. Ghosts of Chwoka, Darlon, and Vanhock appear.}
VANHOCK: Well? Anyone wanna play yahtzee?
DARLON: CRAP! And I was so close to destroying you ALL.
CHWOKA: Well, Darlon, we're...things...now. So no more evil for you! Hey, waitaminute...I know Strong Bad is missing, but where's Strong Mad and Homestar?
VANHOCK: And what's that Bubs is selling?
{slide to reveal Bubs has set up a booth; "Trips to the real world - $15 Warning: not liable for anything. At all."}
BUBS: Come one, come all, get in a body, take them all! Come quick before the good bodies are gone!
DARLON: NO! My plan is in shatters,. I can't take over Will solely anymore.
CHWOKA: ...
{The film slows down, and stops in a halt, burning. Eric is behind the film}
ERIC: Hello, earthlings. {Raises hand with fingers on a V form, then lowers it back} I don't know what happened or where has my true Wikihood-comeback-with-Homestar-in-it idea gone. Seems like this is just not going well on the HRFWiki. Wikihood2 is... uh... going on an hiatus until what's gonna be done with it.
{The screen then turns off like a computer, and displays the "It is now safe to turn your computer off" message. The credits play, and the "The End" screen is in the "turn off" message style.}
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