Wikihood 2/eps/5

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PLACEHOLDER FOR PLOTSTUFFZ (Eric only to edit)

Cast: ApocalypX, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Strong Sader, Dark Sader, Stinkoman K, Will, The Cheat, Homsar R.

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{Cut to a ruined city. An insane laugh is heard.}

APOC: OK what the crautshank?

{Homestar walks onscreen.}

HOMESTAR: {in Eric's voice} Background error.

APOC: Oh.

{The real Homestar pops into existence.}

HOMESTAR: Holy crap! There's a guy who looks just like me! That fortune cookie knew what he was talking about.

{Strong Bad comes into existence.}

STRONG BAD: What the-? This is even more bizarre then that e-mail I did about alcohol.

APOC: It was funny though, then the network was all over you.

{Apoc gets a :| expression}

{Cut to a security base/prison/shopping center. The camera flies into it swerving between prisoners, guards, and citizens to reach a cell which is engraved: NEMX662. The door is bent forward a bit by a presumed punch. Cut back. Strong Sader appears as a sprite, then becomes normal.}

STRONG SADER: Well, according to the episode guide we're jammed in the simulation now, so we have no choice but to include H*R characters.

HOMESTAR: Hooray! I'm not secondary anymores!

STRONG BAD: Shut up, Homestar! I'm busy mourning the death of my alcohol e-mail.

APOC: Hey Sader, where's Darky?

STRONG SADER: Dark Sader? He didn't exist in the real world, so his file was lost when Wikihood rebooted.

APOC: Well I can reprogram him.

TIMECARD: 14 seconds later...

APOC: Here he is: Dark Sader version 2 beta 5.

{Cut to show Dark Sader on a table. His eyes open, then he explodes.}

APOC: Crud.

TIMECARD: 4 hours later...

APOC: I present Dark Sader version 9 beta 9.

{Dark Sader gets up and flies off. Zoom out to show it's all on a film screen.}

STRONG SADER: And that's what'll happen if Apoc tries to recreate Dark Sader.

STRONG BAD: That was crap!

APOC: {offscreen} It's done!

{Cut to Apoc.}

APOC: I recreated his profile to be good. Now to drink some soda.

{Apoc PURPOSELY spills the drink, and the computer malfunctions.}

APOC: And this is why the computer malfunctioned in Episode 3. Now where's my scythe?

{Apoc thrusts his scythe into the computer. Dark Sader starts to materialize.}

DARK SADER: I am coming...

{Dark Sader disappears.}

APOC: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook.

{Zoom out to show it's all on TV. Cut to Stinkoman K in Strong Bad's basement, watching the show on the Telebision}

STINKOMAN K: {laughing} Ahahahaha! I actually got that joke.

{Pan left to show Strong Sader sitting next to him.}

STRONG SADER: Me too. This show's still going down hill though.

STINKOMAN K: They just need to fix their joke content. There isn't enough of it.

{Pan to the right to show Homestar sitting on the couch with them.}

HOMESTAR: They need rainbows and duckie shirts!

{Cut to show on the TV that Apoc is aiming at the TV, and oddly, the blast comes out the TV.}

STINKOMAN K: {ducks} Wah!

{Y2K teleports in and reflects the blast back at Stinkoman K.}

STINKOMAN K: {ducks again} Wah!

{the blast passes Y2K and hits the wall next to the TV. The roof starts caving in.}

HOMESTAR: Oh, my crap! The sky's caving in! That other fortune cookie knew what he was talking about, too.

STRONG BAD: No, Homestar. It's just the roof that's caving in. Not the sky. But that's not the point right now. The point is, WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE CRUSHED!!

{Strong Mad manages to hold up the roof over the couch, protecting most of the cast.}

STRONG BAD: Oh. Thanks, guy.

{Stinkoman K punches a hole in what's left of the roof and climbs out. Apoc climbs out the television.}

APOC: I'm going after the viewers.

{Apoc flies into the screen, and disappears}

WILL: {disembodied voice} Um, guys? Once again, I'm not in the simulation. Apparently it only lets real people in, and none of my characters are real. (OOC: If Dark Sader doesnt exist because of that, none of my peeps do) So, how is everything?

STINKOMAN K: {off screen} Oh, you know. The usual. The roof collapsing on us...again. Hey Strong Bad! I found your Lappy! No damage!

STRONG BAD: Oh good! Just give it to The Cheat, he'll bring it outside!

THE CHEAT: Meh! {leaves with the Lappy}

WILL: I'm kinda stuck in my chair, due to a loop in the program. Why did you build it with restraints, anyway?

STRONG SADER: People would be imitating their actions in the simulation, and that could do damage to equipment. (OCC: Only Dark Sader was erased, but all other files were salvaged.)

{A section of the roof falls through and crushes Strong Sader, killing him.}

STRONG BAD: Crap! He could take me to court!

STINKOMAN K: He's dead, Strong Bad, how can he sue you?

STRONG BAD: I donno..magic?

STINKOMAN K: {ignoring what Strong Bad said} Let's see if Strong Sader's alive or not...

{Stinkoman K looks up. Above him is a large black bar labeled "MANS".}

STINKOMAN K: {sighs} ...Crap.

STRONG SADER: {Appears in Ghost form behind Stinkoman K.} Well, I'm a ghost again. Oh well, I added a program so that if I die, the simulation will just revive me next episode, so no biggie really.

STRONG BAD: Why do people keep using technically terms?! What the crap are you talking about!?!

HOMSAR R.: So what do we do now? ASK THE MAGIC CONCH! {Pulls out a Magic Conch}

HOMESTAR: Excuse me, Mrs Conch. What do we do now? Please post all entries under the door.

MAGIC CONCH: Please light yourself on fire, and then run around in circles.

STINKOMAN K: {to Homsar R. and Homestar} You guys, shut up. We're trying to advance a plot line here, not reenact an episode of Spongebob. {to Strong Bad} Strong Bad, don't worry, The Cheat clear it up for ya in a little bit.

STRONG BAD: Good. My head hurts!

STINKOMAN K: {to Strong Sader} So, the Bonus Stage maneuver, eh? So next episode you'll be alive?

STRONG SADER: Yep! I got it from Bonus Stage, just like every other idea I have!

{Austen(a.k.a. Real Sum 14) falls in randomly}

AUSTEN: What's going on?! I was just about to check the first email while listening to an I-Pod!

{an I-Pod falls on Austen, Homsar is stuck inside of it bashing the screen}

HOMSAR: What's going on? This works for Strong Bad!

{Austen gets up}

AUSTEN: Oh yeah, I found him talking normally, and he got sucked into my I-Pod.

HOMSAR R.: Unrelated to this mess, I'm going to bash your head in. {Bashes Homestar's head in}

AUSTEN: Was that really necessary?

STRONG SADER: Not really, he's just like that.

HOMSAR R.: No, we're better off without him. Anyway, he'll be back next episode! IF WE STAY HERE MUCH LONGER THOUGH, THERE WON'T BE A NEXT EPISODE BECAUSE I WILL GO INSANE!

HOMESTAR: Ow! {Kicks Homsar R. in the head, knocking him dead.}

{A few seconds later, Homsar R. re-spawns}

HOMSAR R.: What the jlammy?? Now I have only 2 mans left!

STRONG SADER: Well, we solved the mystery of the robot mummy.

STRONG BAD: What are you talking about?

STRONG SADER: Sorry, I got bugged.

HOMSAR R.: For some unknown reason, I want to fight someone. {OOC: Man, I'm turning into Rya, minus the robot}

STRONG SADER: Well, I have to go somewhere. {Leaves}

HOMSAR R.: The urge is gone. Let's get out of this basement.

{Austen randomly says "Suuuuuuspicious!!!"}

AUSTEN: Weird, I didn't want to say that, but now that I think about it, it's sort of true. Now, what should I do with Homsar?

{Austen chucks the I-Pod into a stream coming out of the Trogdor! Game}

AUSTEN: Oh man, I've always wanted to do that! and have a justified reason for it!

{Austen leaves the basement}

STINKOMAN K: Oh, crap! I forgot something!

{Stinkoman K leaves. We hear a sink running for a few seconds and then shutting off. Stinkoman K arrives again holding a wet action figure}

STINKOMAN K: I cryogenically froze my action figure in the freezer. And I just forgot I had to thaw it out.

{the action figure comes to life, punches out of Stinkoman K's grasp, and runs away}

WILL: Guys, I broke out of the restraints, is everything OK in there?

HOMSAR R.: ThIs Is NoT go0d.

WILL:' Don't worry, I'll help you! Unfortunatly I have no idea how to code. So, I'm gonna get a online pgrade. Just a sec...

{A loading bar superimposes itself over the universe. A cursor appears.}

WILL: {represented my cursor} Woah. So, what's wrong?

HOMSAR R.: You screwed the universe up! Partially 20X6, partially Bonus Stage, random crap all over, Strong Sader turned into the Bad Graphics Ghost, u-

{robot;and use=send=3.482364873264587363836759;gotoandstopframe[46];error4490.6;invcalid-wd-40]

HOMSAR R.: Oh jibney no!

{The Tricky Demon (The one from Madness Combat 6) comes out}

STINKOMAN K: That's it, I'm outta here.

{a grey portal opens}

STINKOMAN K: To Old-Timey! Jump!

{Stinkoman K enters the portal and disappears}

WILL: So...apparently, Ineed to fix this. It's up to me to save the day! I'm going to-

STRONG BAD: "'{random pssh sounds uinterrupt his speech randomly} Just get on with it already!

WILL: Ok, fine. I'm gonna have to do so me bug-fixing. I've enabled safe mode, so you may be a bit larger than normal. {everyone grows.} This also means thaat I'll be able to delete code and replace it without majorly affecting the unverse.

{2 hours later...}

WILL: Ok, I need to restart now-{everything goes black except for the cursor, then shortly reappears, only everything is fixed.}

{Homestar walks in.}

HOMESTAR: Hey guys. Wanna make a pot-puree? [sic]

{Stinkoman K jumps back out of the portal}

STINKOMAN K: The computer rebooted, Will?

WILL: Yup.

STRONG SADER: {Alive again.} Man, this episode sure did suck.

STRONG BAD: {Pokes in} That was lame!

{Credits and "The End" screen.}

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