Wikihood 2/eps/7/alt
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Current revision as of 19:09, 6 August 2008
{Strong Sader, with a large glowing crack growing across him, breaks in half, leaving his ghost where he originally stood.}
STRONG SADER: This does not bode well...
{The left half of Strong Sader's body reshapes into an evil looking Strong Sader, while the right forms into a shy, timid, scared looking, short haired Strong Sader.}
DARK SADER: Free at last!
MEEK SADER: Where am I? What am I doing here?
E-ROBOT AND ERIC: There he goes again
HOMESTAR: {Comes onscreen, talking to Dark and Meek Sader} Wow. When did you guys married?
POM POM: {Comes after Homestar, and makes angry bubble noises}
HOMESTAR: Whoa, Pom Pom. Let's tone down the language a little, okay?
{Suddenly, where ghost Sader stands, a portal opens and Alt Darlon and Alt Sader appear.}
HOMESTAR: Wow, those guys are multiplying like New Zealand.
{Alt Darlon wanders off. Suddently, he runs back, beginning to disappear Marty McFly-style}
ALT DARLON: I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM, AND I'M ALREADY DISAPPEARING!
{Alt Chwoka runs on screen}
ALT CHWOKA: Strong Sader, you've gotta help me! I'm stuck in the alternate Wikihood, and now I'm erasing Vanhock and Darlon from the simulation because Will isn't even in here any more, and I can't go out and get him because I have no body in this dimension! And that means there's no inspiration for the alternate Vanhock and Darlon, too!
{The alternate Darlon falls down, clutching his gut.}
ALT DARLON: What's happening to me?
{Alternate Future Vanhock appears.}
ALT CHWOKA: Hey, aren't you deleted via the ripple effect?
ALT FUTURE VANHOCK: I've already recovered from that. Is Ekul here?
RANDOM WIKIHOOD USER: Who's that?
ALT FUTURE VANHOCK: Oh, he must appear later. TO EPISODe 10! {climbs in the modified Delorean and flies off to Episode 10}
ALT CHWOKA: That was weird...
ALT DARLON: BRARGH! { becomes invisible}
{Noxigar pops up onscreen}
NOXIGAR: Alright, which one of you Alternates took my pizza? Seriously.
(OOC: STOP POPPING THROUGH TIME WITHOUT A EXPLANATION.}
PLOTMAN: PLOT!
{Noxigar goes back to the future from which he inexplicately came.}
{Noxigar comes back in sheer anger as Alt Noxigar.}
ALT NOXIGAR: I demand an explanation as to why my Chaos Emeralds are low on power!
PLOTMAN: {even angrier} PLOT!
{Alt Darlon pops out of existance}
ALT CHWOKA: Yeah...So, anyone got a time machine?
ALT NOXIGAR: No, but if my Chaos Emeralds weren't low on power, I could use them to transport you to the right time period. I seriously wish I was Mary Poppins.
{Alt Noxigar creates a portal to Episode 21.}
ALT NOXIGAR: 'Scuse me, Alt Chwokie, but I must place these safely in Hidden Palace Zone and create illusions of them in case anyone comes in and tries to steal 'em.
{Alt Noxigar enters the portal and the portal vanishes}
(OOC: That is one of the WORSE cases of Time-Travel retconning I have ever seen}
