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''{Open to Eric and SS being bored to death on the chairs.}''
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== Synopsis ==
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'''STRONG SADER:''' HOW MUCH LONGER IS HE GOING TO BE?!
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PLACEHOLDER FOR PLOTSTUFFZ (Eric only to edit)
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''{Will comes into the room, looking older.}''
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'''Cast:''' ApocalypX, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Strong Sader, Dark Sader, Stinkoman K, Will, The Cheat, Homsar R.
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'''WILL:''' Sorry for the wait, guys. I spent two years building the new computer, then building a time machine so I could come back and give it to you guys. I'll be in the basement for the next two years, so I will be Chwoka, Darlon, and Vanhock. Now...''{hooks up the computer to the chair.}''
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== Transcript ==
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''{Cut to a ruined city. An insane laugh is heard.}''
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'''COMPUTER:''' ERROR. NEW, UNNAMED ATTACHMENT.
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'''APOC:''' OK what the crautshank?
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'''WILL:''' Eric, where's the VR download disc or whatever?
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''{Homestar walks onscreen.}''
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'''ERIC:''' In the... old... exploded.... computer. Crap.
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{in Eric's voice}'' Background error.
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'''STRONG SADER:''' Lets just program a new enviroment and start again.
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'''APOC:''' Oh.
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'''WILL:''' Program it from scratch? Ugh. That's even worse then building the computer. Let's get one. Eric, you can move your wrists, right?
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''{The real Homestar pops into existence.}''
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'''ERIC:''' Unplug. Chairs. From. Wall. Outlet. Is that so hard to do? Geez...
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Holy crap! There's a guy who looks just like me! That fortune cookie knew what he was talking about.
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'''STRONG SADER:''' Will, could you hurry it up? My wrists are beginning to develop a nasty rash.
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''{Strong Bad comes into existence.}''
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'''Y2K:''' You know, I could overshadow the computer and program my own VR software, which, if I may add, I proofread for bugs every now & then.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What the-? This is even more bizarre then that e-mail I did about alcohol.
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'''WILL:''' Y2K, no. Just..no. I can't elaborate. But, Eric, the uh...the plug...won't it spark? Ah, what the heck. ''{unplugs the chairs}''
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'''APOC:''' It was funny though, then the network was all over you.
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'''ERIC:''' Great. With no power, ''{Breaks free from chair}'' the electric locks can be opened easily, without harming the chair.
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''{Apoc gets a :| expression}''
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''{Strong Sader breaks the locks on his chair.}''
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''{Cut to a security base/prison/shopping center. The camera flies into it swerving between prisoners, guards, and citizens to reach a cell which is engraved: NEMX662. The door is bent forward a bit by a presumed punch. Cut back. Strong Sader appears as a sprite, then becomes normal.}''
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'''STRONG SADER:''' No offence, Eric, but did you design the simulator to be this dangerous?
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'''STRONG SADER:''' Well, according to the episode guide we're jammed in the simulation now, so we have no choice but to include H*R characters.
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'''ERIC:''' It was a prototype of a machine that could entertain us on a rainy sunday night.
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Hooray! I'm not secondary anymores!
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''{Strong Sader ejects a disk from his helmet.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up, Homestar! I'm busy mourning the death of my alcohol e-mail.
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'''STRONG SADER:''' It's a good thing I installed this. It saves a backup of the simulation through the helmet.
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'''APOC:''' Hey Sader, where's Darky?
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'''ERIC:''' Great but uh... 1st: The helmet is just like monitor + speakers + movement detector. 2nd: The helmet it'ns even thickly enough to fit a disk in. So I'll have to doubt that.
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'''STRONG SADER:''' Dark Sader? He didn't exist in the real world, so his file was lost when Wikihood rebooted.
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'''STRONG SADER:''' I planted a processor device on the back of it for just such an occurrence.
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'''APOC:''' Well I can reprogram him.
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''{Strong Sader points to a laptop sized device attached to the back of his helmet.}''
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'''TIMECARD:''' 14 seconds later...
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'''STRONG SADER:''' It processed information from the computer, and saved the simulation every five minutes, so that if the simulation's coding was ever lost, we could replace it easily. Here, I'll show you.
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'''APOC:''' Here he is: Dark Sader version 2 beta 5.
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''{Strong Sader places the disk in the new computer and exact replica of the simulation's file comes up. Apoc appears.}''
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''{Cut to show Dark Sader on a table. His eyes open, then he explodes.}''
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'''APOC:''' ''{grumbles}'' Why won't the Resistance hire?
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'''APOC:''' Crud.
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'''STRONG SADER:''' What?
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'''TIMECARD:''' 4 hours later...
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'''APOC:''' You. Nevermind. ''{slaps Strong Sader}'' Ok. ''{looks down}'' A peanut? ''{falls down to get it}'' Where'd it go?
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'''APOC:''' I present Dark Sader version 9 beta 9.
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''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad walk onscreen.}''
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''{Dark Sader gets up and flies off. Zoom out to show it's all on a film screen.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Who or what in the name of "holy crap" are you?
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'''STRONG SADER:''' And that's what'll happen if Apoc tries to recreate Dark Sader.
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'''STRONG MAD:''' VISITORS!!!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' That was crap!
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''{The Cheat makes a disgruntled sigh.}''
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'''APOC:''' ''{offscreen}'' It's done!
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'''STRONG SADER:''' What? Where did you guys come from?
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''{Cut to Apoc.}''
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'''ERIC:''' ''{Walks onscreen from left on the ceiling, still walking}'' ...maybe an infinite loop in the simulation... ''{Walks offscreen right, still on ceiling}''
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'''APOC:''' I recreated his profile to be good. Now to drink some soda.
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'''STRONG SADER:''' So... The simulation is leaking into the real world?
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''{Apoc PURPOSELY spills the drink, and the computer malfunctions.}''  
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'''ERIC:''' ''{Walks onscreen from right, now on ground}'' I'm afraid it's the inverse of that.
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'''APOC:''' And this is why the computer malfunctioned in Episode 3. Now where's my scythe? <!-- lol reference -->
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What crap are you guys talking about?
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''{Apoc thrusts his scythe into the computer. Dark Sader starts to materialize.}''
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'''STRONG SADER:''' You mean the explosion sucked us and some of the real world into the Simulation, which has now become its own unverse?
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'''DARK SADER:''' I am coming...
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'''ERIC:''' Yes.
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''{Dark Sader disappears.}''
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'''STRONG SADER:''' So your house has been sucked into the simulation? How are we going to log out?
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'''APOC:''' Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap are you morons talking about?
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''{Zoom out to show it's all on TV. Cut to Stinkoman K in Strong Bad's basement, watching the show on the Telebision}''
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'''STRONG SADER:''' You don't exist, so shut up!
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{laughing}'' Ahahahaha! I actually got that joke.
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''{Strong Bad disappears}''
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''{Pan left to show Strong Sader sitting next to him.}''
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'''ERIC:''' What the.
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'''STRONG SADER:''' Me too. This show's still going down hill though.
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'''STRONG SADER:''' That looked like a transdimensional jump. Not a very strong one, it probably only carried him about 50 yards away. But if we harness these jumps, maybe we can leap back into our home universe.
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' They just need to fix their joke content. There isn't enough of it.
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'''ERIC:''' Maybe he disappeared because of you denied his existance. Quick! Tell me I don't exist!
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''{Pan to the right to show Homestar sitting on the couch with them.}''
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''{Stinkoman K jumps in}''
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'''HOMESTAR:''' They need rainbows and duckie shirts!
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' You don't exist. ''{throws a pie in Strong Sader's face, then quickly leaves}''
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''{Cut to show on the TV that Apoc is aiming at the TV, and oddly, the blast comes out the TV.}''
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'''STRONG SADER:''' Shut up, Stinkoman K! You non-existant douchebag!
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{ducks}'' Wah!
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''{Homestar, Strong Mad, Cheataze, and Stinkoman K all run in staring at Strong Sader}''
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''{Y2K teleports in and reflects the blast back at Stinkoman K.}''
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'''ALL:''' Oooooohhh! Bust-eeed! ''{all leave}''
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{ducks again}'' Wah!
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'''ERIC:''' Strong Sader, tell me I don't exist. Now.
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''{the blast passes Y2K and hits the wall next to the TV. The roof starts caving in.}''
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{distant}'' ERIC, YOU DON'T EXIST!
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, my crap! The sky's caving in! That other fortune cookie knew what ''he'' was talking about, too.
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'''STRONG SADER:''' SHUT UP! Eric, I'm sorry to inform you that you do not exist.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No, Homestar. It's just the roof that's caving in. Not the sky. But that's not the point right now. The point is, ''WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE CRUSHED!!''
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''{Eric suddenly disappears with a pop. Cut to black space with geen 0's and 1's, Eric and Strong Bad are there.}''
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''{Strong Mad manages to hold up the roof over the couch, protecting most of the cast.}''
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'''ERIC:''' Ooooookay?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Thanks, guy.
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''{Strong Sader pops into existance in the black space.}''
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''{Stinkoman K punches a hole in what's left of the roof and climbs out. Apoc climbs out the television.}''
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'''STRONG SADER:''' Sorry, Stinkoman K said that I didn't exist. Where are we anyway?
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'''APOC:''' I'm going after the viewers.
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''{Stinkoman K appears next to Strong Sader}''
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''{Apoc flies into the screen, and disappears}''
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Wah? Oh, yeah... Strong Sader called me a "non-existant&mdash;uhhh...bull honkey". ''{looks around}'' Seriously, where are we?
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'''WILL:''' ''{disembodied voice}'' Um, guys? Once again, I'm not in the simulation. Apparently it only lets real people in, and none of my characters are real. (OOC: If Dark Sader doesnt exist because of that, none of my peeps do) So, how is everything?
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''{Y2K teleports in.}''
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{off screen}'' Oh, you know. The usual. The roof collapsing on us...again. Hey Strong Bad! I found your Lappy! No damage!
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'''Y2K:''' No-one called me non-existant. I just wanted to see how strong my teleportation had become.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh good! Just give it to The Cheat, he'll bring it outside!
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''{He transforms into Denzel Crocker from Fairly Odd Parents.}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh! ''{leaves with the Lappy}''
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'''DENZEL:''' Aliens from outer space!
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'''WILL:''' I'm kinda  stuck in my chair, due to a loop in the program. Why did you build it with restraints, anyway?
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''{He tranforms into Principal Pangborn from Rugrats: All Grown Up.}''
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'''STRONG SADER:''' People would be imitating their actions in the simulation, and that could do damage to equipment. (OCC: Only Dark Sader was erased, but all other files were salvaged.)
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'''PANGDORN:''' C'mon, ladies!
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''{A section of the roof falls through and crushes Strong Sader, killing him.}''
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''{He transforms into Naruto Uzomaki.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Crap! He could take me to court!
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'''NARUTO:''' My name's Naruto Uzomaki!
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' He's dead, Strong Bad, how can he sue you?
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''{He transforms back into Y2K.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I donno..magic?
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'''Y2K:''' Well, that was disturbing.
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{ignoring what Strong Bad said}'' Let's see if Strong Sader's alive or not...
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'''CHWILLHOCLON:''' Ok, guys, I'm weirded out.
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''{Stinkoman K looks up. Above him is a large black bar labeled "MANS".}''
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''{pan to Stinkoman K in shock on the floor}''
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<blockquote class="email">
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<div>MANS</div>
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STINKOMAN K: |||<br>
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STRONG BAD: |||<Br>
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STRONG SADER: X
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</blockquote>
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{raises hand}'' Me too.
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{sighs}'' ...Crap.
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'''CHWILLHOCLON:''' Ugh. So, Eric, what would happen if I were to do...THIS? ''{Chwillhoclon grabs a few number,s and cut back to the simulation, where all the Homestar characters (excluding Strong Bad) are. A portal opens.}''
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'''STRONG SADER:''' ''{Appears in Ghost form behind Stinkoman K.}'' Well, I'm a ghost again. Oh well, I added a program so that if I die, the simulation will just revive me next episode, so no biggie really.
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'''STRONG MAD:''' SHINY HOLE! SHINY HOLE!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Why do people keep using technically terms?! What the crap are you talking about!?!
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'''THE CHEAT:''' Mehmeh! (AAAH!)
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'''HOMSAR R.:''' So what do we do now? ASK THE MAGIC CONCH! ''{Pulls out a Magic Conch}''
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Ooooh. Look at the swirly cowors...''{Homestar and Strong Mad walk through the portal.}''
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Excuse me, Mrs Conch. What do we do now? Please post all entries under the door.
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''{cut to the real world. Will's body gets out of the chair, along with (other wiki user)}''
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'''MAGIC CONCH:''' Please light yourself on fire, and then run around in circles.
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'''WILL?:''' HOWY CWAP! I have-
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{to Homsar R. and Homestar}'' You guys, shut up. We're trying to advance a plot line here, not reenact an episode of Spongebob. ''{to Strong Bad}'' Strong Bad, don't worry, The Cheat clear it up for ya in a little bit.
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'''OTHER WIKI USER?:''' ARMS?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Good. My head hurts!
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'''HOMEWILL:''' No! HAIR!
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{to Strong Sader}'' So, the Bonus Stage maneuver, eh? So next episode you'll be alive?
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''{cut to the binary dimention. Chwillhoclon and other Wiki User fade away.}''
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'''STRONG SADER:''' Yep! I got it from Bonus Stage, just like every other idea I have!
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'''CHWILLHOCLON:''' BRWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ''{attempts to grab more numbers as he fades away, but stops.}'' Sorry. That probably was Darlon. ANYONE WANNA PLAY YAHTZEE<small>EE<small>EEE</small></small>?
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''{Austen(a.k.a. Real Sum 14) falls in randomly}''
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''{cut to Will and (other wiki user) as ghosts in the real world.}''
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'''AUSTEN:''' What's going on?! I was just about to check the first email while listening to an I-Pod!
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'''WILL:''' Hey! Who's that in my body?
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''{an I-Pod falls on Austen, Homsar is stuck inside of it bashing the screen}''
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''{cut to the simulation. Ghosts of Chwoka, Darlon, and Vanhock appear.}''
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'''HOMSAR:''' What's going on? This works for Strong Bad!
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'''VANHOCK:''' Well? Anyone wanna play yahtzee?
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''{Austen gets up}''
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'''DARLON:''' CRAP! And I was so close to destroying you ALL.
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'''AUSTEN:''' Oh yeah, I found him talking normally, and he got sucked into my I-Pod.
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'''CHWOKA:''' Well, Darlon, we're...things...now. So no more evil for you! Hey, waitaminute...I know Strong Bad is missing, but where's Strong Mad and Homestar?
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'''HOMSAR R.:''' Unrelated to this mess, I'm going to bash your head in. ''{Bashes Homestar's head in}''
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'''VANHOCK:''' And what's that Bubs is selling?
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'''AUSTEN:''' Was that really necessary?
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''{slide to reveal Bubs has set up a booth; "Trips to the real world - $15 Warning: not liable for anything. At all."}''
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'''STRONG SADER:''' Not really, he's just like that.
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'''BUBS:''' Come one, come all, get in a body, take them all! Come quick before the good bodies are gone!
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'''HOMSAR R.:''' No, we're better off without him. Anyway, he'll be back next episode! IF WE STAY HERE MUCH LONGER THOUGH, THERE WON'T BE A NEXT EPISODE BECAUSE I WILL GO INSANE!
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'''DARLON:''' NO! My plan is in shatters,. I can't take over Will solely anymore.
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Ow! ''{Kicks Homsar R. in the head, knocking him dead.}''
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'''CHWOKA:''' ...
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<blockquote class="email">
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<div>MANS</div>
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STINKOMAN K: |||<br>
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STRONG BAD: |||<Br>
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STRONG SADER: X<br>
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HOMSAR R.: ||<br>
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HOMESTAR: ||
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</blockquote>
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''{The film slows down, and stops in a halt, burning. Eric is behind the film}''
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''{A few seconds later, Homsar R. re-spawns}''
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'''ERIC:''' Hello, earthlings. ''{Raises hand with fingers on a V form, then lowers it back}'' I don't know what happened or where has my true Wikihood-comeback-with-Homestar-in-it idea gone. Seems like this is just not going well on the HRFWiki. Wikihood2 is... uh... going on an hiatus until what's gonna be done with it.
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'''HOMSAR R.:''' What the jlammy?? Now I have only 2 mans left!
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''{The screen then turns off like a computer, and displays the "It is now safe to turn your computer off" message. The credits play, and the "The End" screen is in the "turn off" message style.}''
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'''STRONG SADER:''' Well, we solved the mystery of the robot mummy.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you talking about?
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'''STRONG SADER:''' Sorry, I got bugged.
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'''HOMSAR R.:''' For some unknown reason, I want to fight someone. ''{OOC: Man, I'm turning into Rya, minus the robot}''
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'''STRONG SADER:''' Well, I have to go somewhere. ''{Leaves}''
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'''HOMSAR R.:''' The urge is gone. Let's get out of this basement.
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''{Austen randomly says "Suuuuuuspicious!!!"}''
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'''AUSTEN:''' Weird, I didn't want to say that, but now that I think about it, it's sort of true. Now, what should I do with Homsar?
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''{Austen chucks the I-Pod into a stream coming out of the Trogdor! Game}''
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'''AUSTEN:''' Oh man, I've always wanted to do that! and have a justified reason for it!
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''{Austen leaves the basement}''
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' Oh, crap! I forgot something!
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''{Stinkoman K leaves. We hear a sink running for a few seconds and then shutting off. Stinkoman K arrives again holding a wet action figure}''
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' I cryogenically froze my action figure in the freezer. And I just forgot I had to thaw it out.
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''{the action figure comes to life, punches out of Stinkoman K's grasp, and runs away}''
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'''WILL:''' Guys, I broke out of the restraints, is everything OK in there?
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'''HOMSAR R.:''' ThIs Is NoT go0d.
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''WILL:''' Don't worry, I'll help you! Unfortunatly I have no idea how to code. So, I'm gonna get a online pgrade. Just a sec...
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''{A loading bar superimposes itself over the universe. A cursor appears.}''
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'''WILL:''' ''{represented my cursor}'' Woah. So, what's wrong?
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'''HOMSAR R.:''' You screwed the universe up! Partially 20X6, partially Bonus Stage, random crap all over, Strong Sader turned into the Bad Graphics Ghost, u-
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''{robot;and use=send=3.482364873264587363836759;gotoandstopframe[46];error4490.6;invcalid-wd-40]''
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'''HOMSAR R.:''' Oh jibney no!
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''{The Tricky Demon (The one from [http://krinkels.net/movies/MadnessCombat6.html Madness Combat 6]) comes out}''
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' That's it, I'm outta here.
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''{a grey portal opens}''
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' To Old-Timey! Jump!
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''{Stinkoman K enters the portal and disappears}''
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'''WILL:''' So...apparently, Ineed to fix this. It's up to me to save the day! I'm going to-
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'''STRONG BAD:''' "'{random pssh sounds uinterrupt his speech randomly}'' Just get on with it already!
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'''WILL:''' Ok, fine. I'm gonna have to do so me bug-fixing. I've enabled safe mode, so you may be a bit larger than normal. ''{everyone grows.}'' This also means thaat I'll be able to delete code and replace it without majorly affecting the unverse.
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''{2 hours later...}''
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'''WILL:''' Ok, I need to restart now-''{everything goes black except for the cursor, then shortly reappears, only everything is fixed.}''
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''{Homestar walks in.}''
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey guys. Wanna make a pot-puree? [sic]
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''{Stinkoman K jumps back out of the portal}''
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'''STINKOMAN K:''' The computer rebooted, Will?
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'''WILL:''' Yup.
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'''STRONG SADER:''' ''{Alive again.}'' Man, this episode sure did suck.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pokes in}'' That was lame!
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''{Credits and "The End" screen.}''
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Current revision as of 18:29, 6 August 2008

[edit] Synopsis

PLACEHOLDER FOR PLOTSTUFFZ (Eric only to edit)

Cast: ApocalypX, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Strong Sader, Dark Sader, Stinkoman K, Will, The Cheat, Homsar R.

[edit] Transcript

{Cut to a ruined city. An insane laugh is heard.}

APOC: OK what the crautshank?

{Homestar walks onscreen.}

HOMESTAR: {in Eric's voice} Background error.

APOC: Oh.

{The real Homestar pops into existence.}

HOMESTAR: Holy crap! There's a guy who looks just like me! That fortune cookie knew what he was talking about.

{Strong Bad comes into existence.}

STRONG BAD: What the-? This is even more bizarre then that e-mail I did about alcohol.

APOC: It was funny though, then the network was all over you.

{Apoc gets a :| expression}

{Cut to a security base/prison/shopping center. The camera flies into it swerving between prisoners, guards, and citizens to reach a cell which is engraved: NEMX662. The door is bent forward a bit by a presumed punch. Cut back. Strong Sader appears as a sprite, then becomes normal.}

STRONG SADER: Well, according to the episode guide we're jammed in the simulation now, so we have no choice but to include H*R characters.

HOMESTAR: Hooray! I'm not secondary anymores!

STRONG BAD: Shut up, Homestar! I'm busy mourning the death of my alcohol e-mail.

APOC: Hey Sader, where's Darky?

STRONG SADER: Dark Sader? He didn't exist in the real world, so his file was lost when Wikihood rebooted.

APOC: Well I can reprogram him.

TIMECARD: 14 seconds later...

APOC: Here he is: Dark Sader version 2 beta 5.

{Cut to show Dark Sader on a table. His eyes open, then he explodes.}

APOC: Crud.

TIMECARD: 4 hours later...

APOC: I present Dark Sader version 9 beta 9.

{Dark Sader gets up and flies off. Zoom out to show it's all on a film screen.}

STRONG SADER: And that's what'll happen if Apoc tries to recreate Dark Sader.

STRONG BAD: That was crap!

APOC: {offscreen} It's done!

{Cut to Apoc.}

APOC: I recreated his profile to be good. Now to drink some soda.

{Apoc PURPOSELY spills the drink, and the computer malfunctions.}

APOC: And this is why the computer malfunctioned in Episode 3. Now where's my scythe?

{Apoc thrusts his scythe into the computer. Dark Sader starts to materialize.}

DARK SADER: I am coming...

{Dark Sader disappears.}

APOC: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook.

{Zoom out to show it's all on TV. Cut to Stinkoman K in Strong Bad's basement, watching the show on the Telebision}

STINKOMAN K: {laughing} Ahahahaha! I actually got that joke.

{Pan left to show Strong Sader sitting next to him.}

STRONG SADER: Me too. This show's still going down hill though.

STINKOMAN K: They just need to fix their joke content. There isn't enough of it.

{Pan to the right to show Homestar sitting on the couch with them.}

HOMESTAR: They need rainbows and duckie shirts!

{Cut to show on the TV that Apoc is aiming at the TV, and oddly, the blast comes out the TV.}

STINKOMAN K: {ducks} Wah!

{Y2K teleports in and reflects the blast back at Stinkoman K.}

STINKOMAN K: {ducks again} Wah!

{the blast passes Y2K and hits the wall next to the TV. The roof starts caving in.}

HOMESTAR: Oh, my crap! The sky's caving in! That other fortune cookie knew what he was talking about, too.

STRONG BAD: No, Homestar. It's just the roof that's caving in. Not the sky. But that's not the point right now. The point is, WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE CRUSHED!!

{Strong Mad manages to hold up the roof over the couch, protecting most of the cast.}

STRONG BAD: Oh. Thanks, guy.

{Stinkoman K punches a hole in what's left of the roof and climbs out. Apoc climbs out the television.}

APOC: I'm going after the viewers.

{Apoc flies into the screen, and disappears}

WILL: {disembodied voice} Um, guys? Once again, I'm not in the simulation. Apparently it only lets real people in, and none of my characters are real. (OOC: If Dark Sader doesnt exist because of that, none of my peeps do) So, how is everything?

STINKOMAN K: {off screen} Oh, you know. The usual. The roof collapsing on us...again. Hey Strong Bad! I found your Lappy! No damage!

STRONG BAD: Oh good! Just give it to The Cheat, he'll bring it outside!

THE CHEAT: Meh! {leaves with the Lappy}

WILL: I'm kinda stuck in my chair, due to a loop in the program. Why did you build it with restraints, anyway?

STRONG SADER: People would be imitating their actions in the simulation, and that could do damage to equipment. (OCC: Only Dark Sader was erased, but all other files were salvaged.)

{A section of the roof falls through and crushes Strong Sader, killing him.}

STRONG BAD: Crap! He could take me to court!

STINKOMAN K: He's dead, Strong Bad, how can he sue you?

STRONG BAD: I donno..magic?

STINKOMAN K: {ignoring what Strong Bad said} Let's see if Strong Sader's alive or not...

{Stinkoman K looks up. Above him is a large black bar labeled "MANS".}

STINKOMAN K: {sighs} ...Crap.

STRONG SADER: {Appears in Ghost form behind Stinkoman K.} Well, I'm a ghost again. Oh well, I added a program so that if I die, the simulation will just revive me next episode, so no biggie really.

STRONG BAD: Why do people keep using technically terms?! What the crap are you talking about!?!

HOMSAR R.: So what do we do now? ASK THE MAGIC CONCH! {Pulls out a Magic Conch}

HOMESTAR: Excuse me, Mrs Conch. What do we do now? Please post all entries under the door.

MAGIC CONCH: Please light yourself on fire, and then run around in circles.

STINKOMAN K: {to Homsar R. and Homestar} You guys, shut up. We're trying to advance a plot line here, not reenact an episode of Spongebob. {to Strong Bad} Strong Bad, don't worry, The Cheat clear it up for ya in a little bit.

STRONG BAD: Good. My head hurts!

STINKOMAN K: {to Strong Sader} So, the Bonus Stage maneuver, eh? So next episode you'll be alive?

STRONG SADER: Yep! I got it from Bonus Stage, just like every other idea I have!

{Austen(a.k.a. Real Sum 14) falls in randomly}

AUSTEN: What's going on?! I was just about to check the first email while listening to an I-Pod!

{an I-Pod falls on Austen, Homsar is stuck inside of it bashing the screen}

HOMSAR: What's going on? This works for Strong Bad!

{Austen gets up}

AUSTEN: Oh yeah, I found him talking normally, and he got sucked into my I-Pod.

HOMSAR R.: Unrelated to this mess, I'm going to bash your head in. {Bashes Homestar's head in}

AUSTEN: Was that really necessary?

STRONG SADER: Not really, he's just like that.

HOMSAR R.: No, we're better off without him. Anyway, he'll be back next episode! IF WE STAY HERE MUCH LONGER THOUGH, THERE WON'T BE A NEXT EPISODE BECAUSE I WILL GO INSANE!

HOMESTAR: Ow! {Kicks Homsar R. in the head, knocking him dead.}

{A few seconds later, Homsar R. re-spawns}

HOMSAR R.: What the jlammy?? Now I have only 2 mans left!

STRONG SADER: Well, we solved the mystery of the robot mummy.

STRONG BAD: What are you talking about?

STRONG SADER: Sorry, I got bugged.

HOMSAR R.: For some unknown reason, I want to fight someone. {OOC: Man, I'm turning into Rya, minus the robot}

STRONG SADER: Well, I have to go somewhere. {Leaves}

HOMSAR R.: The urge is gone. Let's get out of this basement.

{Austen randomly says "Suuuuuuspicious!!!"}

AUSTEN: Weird, I didn't want to say that, but now that I think about it, it's sort of true. Now, what should I do with Homsar?

{Austen chucks the I-Pod into a stream coming out of the Trogdor! Game}

AUSTEN: Oh man, I've always wanted to do that! and have a justified reason for it!

{Austen leaves the basement}

STINKOMAN K: Oh, crap! I forgot something!

{Stinkoman K leaves. We hear a sink running for a few seconds and then shutting off. Stinkoman K arrives again holding a wet action figure}

STINKOMAN K: I cryogenically froze my action figure in the freezer. And I just forgot I had to thaw it out.

{the action figure comes to life, punches out of Stinkoman K's grasp, and runs away}

WILL: Guys, I broke out of the restraints, is everything OK in there?

HOMSAR R.: ThIs Is NoT go0d.

WILL:' Don't worry, I'll help you! Unfortunatly I have no idea how to code. So, I'm gonna get a online pgrade. Just a sec...

{A loading bar superimposes itself over the universe. A cursor appears.}

WILL: {represented my cursor} Woah. So, what's wrong?

HOMSAR R.: You screwed the universe up! Partially 20X6, partially Bonus Stage, random crap all over, Strong Sader turned into the Bad Graphics Ghost, u-

{robot;and use=send=3.482364873264587363836759;gotoandstopframe[46];error4490.6;invcalid-wd-40]

HOMSAR R.: Oh jibney no!

{The Tricky Demon (The one from Madness Combat 6) comes out}

STINKOMAN K: That's it, I'm outta here.

{a grey portal opens}

STINKOMAN K: To Old-Timey! Jump!

{Stinkoman K enters the portal and disappears}

WILL: So...apparently, Ineed to fix this. It's up to me to save the day! I'm going to-

STRONG BAD: "'{random pssh sounds uinterrupt his speech randomly} Just get on with it already!

WILL: Ok, fine. I'm gonna have to do so me bug-fixing. I've enabled safe mode, so you may be a bit larger than normal. {everyone grows.} This also means thaat I'll be able to delete code and replace it without majorly affecting the unverse.

{2 hours later...}

WILL: Ok, I need to restart now-{everything goes black except for the cursor, then shortly reappears, only everything is fixed.}

{Homestar walks in.}

HOMESTAR: Hey guys. Wanna make a pot-puree? [sic]

{Stinkoman K jumps back out of the portal}

STINKOMAN K: The computer rebooted, Will?

WILL: Yup.

STRONG SADER: {Alive again.} Man, this episode sure did suck.

STRONG BAD: {Pokes in} That was lame!

{Credits and "The End" screen.}

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